Humble African

LIFE IS A ROAD WITH SO MANY SIGNS, BUT TO TAKE THE RIGHT ONE YOU NEED GOD BY YOUR SIDE.
I believe in social justice.

[RemainAman @RemainAman]

They are all selling it.

They are all selling it to the highest bidder.

The wet fissure is accorded to the man who meets her requirements .

Thinking that she is in love with you is delusional.

Please stop dreaming.

Women don't love.

They desire your lifestyle.

They desire the lifestyle you make them lead.

Their love is conditional.

Men are in love. Women are in business.

The game is brutal but still fair.

Listen or just perish.

As usual, #RemainAman

[Eric @amerix]

When you move into an apartment where people are silent, private and mind their own business,

Embrace the same culture,

Extend the same GRACE.

Don't move into an apartment and become the one who is noisy, chaotic, disrespectful, and belligerent.

The people you found living in that apartment are not silent and private so that your noise can thrive.

They are silent because they value their privacy.

Once you sign the terms of agreement with the landlord, adhere to them.

Respect your neighbours.

Or, move back to the noisy place you came from.

Respecting people is a valued trait.

[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

The thing about snakes, is that you can be in the same room with them and they will make no noise while observing you.

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

Weston Hotel Title Deed is in the name of Naomi.
1600 acres Ruai Sewerage Land is in the name of Naomi.
2600 acres land was acquired through Agricultural Finance Corporation
900 acre land in Kilgoris was acquired through Agricultural Finance Corporation
Guess who the chairman of Agricultural Finance Corporation was when the title deeds were being processed. Guess.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Rule 22:

Never chase a woman, that’s how you lose money.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

Come and visit me sounds like sex to you, but send me 200k urgently doesn't sound like robbery to you 💔 Thief 🤣🤣💔

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕥 @ckatalyst_]

If your girlfriend suddenly makes you work for intimacy, she is giving it to another man effortlessly.

Read the signs.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

I used to argue with Tutam retards, but now I just block them. I recommend.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Am so excited! Looks like Xenophobia maestros are going back home to protect their jobs.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kuna salutations naonanga najua tu what will follow next ni kukopwa

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

One of the biggest mistake nishaifanya na sitarudia tena ni kufikiria wasichana warembo wakona roho safi.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[Humble African @Joseash121]

@Bookten8 Umeamua kurauka na Kimani!

[RemainAman @RemainAman]

She is posting herself daily on WhatsApp status because there is a simp she is targeting.

Pleade don't be that simp.

Listen or just perish.

As usual, #RemainAman

[Leroy @Leroy_254]

When someone who earns KES 20,000 a month gives you KES 1,000, that's 5% of their salary. This means they woke up for 2 days in a month, took a bath, went to work, and earned that money for you. Learn this math it will help you appreciate the little things.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

South Africa are out of the world cup, they can now rush home to protect their jobs.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Anytime I notice a chick moving like she thinks she’s bigger than the program, I cut her off even though I love her.