Josef Barratt

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[Kristian Sturt @FootieWriter]

Manchester United are ready to make a move for Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola. (Source - Daily Mail)

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Hi Ms Hilton we seem to keep missing each others replies. Could you please tell me what it is you actualy do https://t.co/XbmBP95ju7

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Manchester United source: We are currently in a meeting with LVG. We will update via official site once meeting has ended. #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtdUpdates_]

Jose Mourinho could make Manchester United debut against Chelsea. [El Confidencial] #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtdUpdates_]

Manchester United are weary of Mourinho's antics and will want assurances that he understands the club's traditions. [Guardian] #MUFC

[Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague]

Someone close to Van Gaal just told me last time he was like this (players didn't get him, defeatist body language), he resigned: Az Alkmaar

[Josef Barratt @Josef_B7]

@footballmcd what do you think happens to mata if mourinho walks in as the new boss ?

[The Sun @TheSun]

Jose Mourinho to Manchester United all but agreed https://t.co/uKPUrsmf9W

[Vinit Sawant @vinit_sawant94]

Reports suggest that Jose Mourinho has agreed a deal with #mufc. Announcement to be done in next few hrs. You heard it first here. #GGMU

[Manchester United @ManUtdUpdates_]

Manchester United will make a £29m bid for Riyad Mahrez in January. [le10sport] #MUFC

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive: Manchester United have opened negotiations with Josè Mourinho. The talks are at very early stage. #MUFC

[Josef Barratt @Josef_B7]

Herrera back from injury, benched. Rooney back from injury, in the squad. Acceptable ?? @footballmcd

[Josef Barratt @Josef_B7]

Sat catching up with the #apprentice when I remembered last year when that girl said "Clim-Bon-leen" haha @Mark_E_Wright

[Josef Barratt @Josef_B7]

@TommieDD https://t.co/v4yC5UK5L0

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Riyad Mahrez just taking the p*ss out of the Chelsea defence... https://t.co/oANK0UK1L7

[indykaila News @indykaila]

News is breaking that Pep Guardiola has been contacted by Manchester United. #MUFC

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

GOALS SCORED SINCE OCTOBER 2015:

Chicharito Hernandez: 15 goals
Manchester United: 13 goals

[Josef Barratt @Josef_B7]

@Jak3JCS what do your eyebrows eat ? #askjek