Joseph Burite

Author & Reporter-at-large, AI trainer.

[Joseph Burite @JosephBurite]

Hey guys. The universe has elevated us to being Book Authors now. Just UGX 10K and you enjoy this thriller set in Kenya. You're welcome to overwhelm me with orders please. Thanks. 🫡

[Janet K. Museveni @JanetMuseveni]

It's me, Janet Museveni. It is a confirmation that the God I talk about is a living God. He is not a myth, He lives!

I must therefore thank Uganda, beginning with Mzee, who has prayed with the whole nation. I praise God for leading us to know Him. Thank you all for coming out publicly to pray for me.

Thank you for all those continuous prayers and also for the kind birthday wishes. Thank you for letting me know just how much I am loved.

[ROYAL PRIESTHOOD 👸👑♥️ @OOhnuh]

I think this is my favorite flavour🩷🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[ساسان @eghtesadnia]

Lowkey I think Iran’s negotiating team decided not to carry on the negotiations tonight so they could go and watch the Iran-Belgium match 😂😂😂

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

They say that Ernest Hemingway was out drinking at the bar with his contemporaries when one of them bet him $20 that he couldn’t write a terrifying horror story using only 6 words. Hearing this, Hemingway grabbed a pen and wrote on a napkin, “Tweet translated from Hebrew by Grok”

[Sophia @The_Ice_Creamy]

Think of PM resignations:

Blair: Fatigue and Iraq war
Brown: Losing an election
Cameron: Losing a Referendum
May: Failing to ensure outcome of said Referendum
Johnson: Appointing a sex pest
Truss: Crashing the economy
Sunak: Losing an election

Starmer... Winning a by-election?

[Sophia @The_Ice_Creamy]

Resigning as Prime Minister because your party lost a by-election is one thing.

Resigning as Prime Minister because your party WON a by-election is just absolutely fascinating.

[Johnson @MessiahTabu]

My dad is the most unserious man on earth. I wished him a Happy Father’s Day and he said I don’t have to forge a whole day just to get money out of him

[Marieke Hoogwout @mariekehoogwout]

Then why don't men wear them?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and trillionaires, not immigrants.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Shanna✨ @shannasparkleof]

Je remercie Allah tous les jours de m'avoir donné un homme aussi obéissant, serviable et pieux Allahouma amine ❤️🫠 #hijabiman

[Nondescript Communist @NondescriptRed]

How is south africa not involved in some sort of active civil war bro

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

When Italian PM Giorgia Meloni met the President of Mozambique, the moment went viral.

The photographers had to literally improvise to get the perfect 'shot'.

[Bloomberg @business]

Donald Trump has sparred with most of his fellow Group of Seven leaders at some point. But Italy’s Giorgia Meloni this week did something none of them dared: She escalated. https://t.co/uFho4F8UEN

[Jay @FerrazzanoJay]

Paraphrasing John Mearsheimer: If Israel were any benefit to the US, they wouldn't need a lobby.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

According to The Observer, who is closely plugged into No 10, Starmer now accepts that his time has run out as the majority of Labour MPs now back Andy Burnham

Senior Labour figures believe a "clear statement" could come as early as Monday

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Japan coach’s facial reaction after Japan just scored their fourth goal against Tunisia😭😭😭

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Iran's president says the country will never give up its right to enrich uranium

[Iran in English @Iran_in_Eng]

A math teacher in a northern Iranian city made a bet with his students: “If I score this goal, we have an exam. If I miss, we all go home!”

Result: