Joseph

Software Architect.
Built the Evōk Engine. Lossless twins of your codebase made for provably safe AI engineering. Anti-tokenmaxxing @ open!

[Joseph @JosephD]

Here's what I've been working on nearly 3 years. This is a deterministic coding and refactoring engine. What coding should be, and the backbone AI needs to become provably safe. You can learn more about what it unlocks (and read things in dark mode) at https://t.co/CUSz0Zp8T3

[Joseph @JosephD]

@holleratbrian Oh yes. and Q-modem BBS...

Remember the game Corncob 3D? What about years later, 7th Guest?

[Joseph @JosephD]

rofl, guy told me most of his traffic comes from the midwest. He's huge in Council Bluffs.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@Tech_girlll https://t.co/fbbCI276FN if you like byok and a token-efficiency obsession.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@hthieblot I use the ICQ sound to find my people in public places. Want to identify every elder millennial on the train? Just fire that off one and look at the smiles.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@holleratbrian @hthieblot I remember this too well.

[Joseph @JosephD]

Pitch me your company in one sentence.

[3x Capital @capital_3x]

Pitch me your company in one sentence.

[Joseph @JosephD]

In 2025 I had to remove Deepseek from even being AVAILABLE in a product for 2 specific small corporate buyers.

In 2026, I'm being asked what Chinese models it supports, and all the security questions of last year have vanished around "is our code persisted?"

[Joseph @JosephD]

@MarkoWathen Android + web betas working, no app store yet. Mostly time as it's a side quest. Did the hard E2EE stuff though so it's mostly experiential changes/ testing/ the time nightmare that is the app store.

[Joseph @JosephD]

I'm gonna give up on my main round to raise a smaller one and just fix social messaging before I go nuts.

Communicating thru walled platforms is the worst.
We need monogram, and monogram only needs a little love back to break this dependency.

Missed a DM from someone I actually wanted to hear from because their newish account gets trapped in Hidden. They think they're being ignored. I didn't even know. Both of us waste the only asset that matters as a result, time.

I can fix this.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@MarkoWathen Indeed it works across everything. One URL to contact you via your private encrypted messenger.

First message (inbound from unknown) can be handled by your AI bouncer, or put in pending. Once you accept, convo is instantly E2EE.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@0xJuliechen And in both cases they're most likely using the term deterministic wrong.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@jamesqquick I was like oh shit the cloudflare office got dreary, shit looks like an airport. Then I zoomed in. 😅

[@jason @Jason]

Stop being retarded, start Retardmaxing

Being retarded means you’re ruminating and overthinking your decision

Retardmaxing means you’re making decisions based on your gut instinct — zero rumination, zero regrets

Stop being retarded, start #Retardmaxing

[Joseph @JosephD]

@emmymrtin @nytimes Congrats!

[Joseph @JosephD]

@haleymbryant @Amplitude_HQ @SlackHQ

[Joseph @JosephD]

@robertsirc There have been so many fun use cases messing with AI in home automation stuff. Wish I had time for more of it.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@richardartoul Nah you're just at the "ok I gotta build custom for me" stage. As mind numbingly aggravating as it is it still does solve a lot of capacity issues.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@TablePlus Might I suggest adding ECP support so you skip the discoverability hurdle and let people hit a table url directly for example. (https://t.co/2Uu9goTkDb) Just a web standard, but lets you be direct agent usable.

[Joseph @JosephD]

I want to scream when someone calls brittle string parsing deterministic.

The best is when it's keyword guessing based on English.

Wow. What a system.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@karakhanyanS @GrandSir1963 After 27 years of this, can confirm this is all that matters. Everything else is bullshit driven by ego.

Does the code deliver the business outcomes? That's a binary answer based on your business outcomes, not the code.

[Joseph @JosephD]

@karakhanyanS @TalkinIdeas Most of the world operates from a position of ego. Once you notice, you can't unnotice the tropes.