Joseph Holy-Christ

Carpenter, donkey owner, stepdad.

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Aw shite, my alarm clock didn’t go off. What day is it? And has anyone seen my wife?

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Wait, wha... How am I back in this stable AGAIN?! #GroundhogYear #MerryChristmas

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@kittythefool It’s not much of a donkey tbh

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@qikipedia @xkcdComic Glad to be of service.

Plot twist: his name was Pluto.

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@mutablejoe pfft playstation. i’ve got a crossbox 360

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@ghweldon FINALLY someone speaks a bit of sense.

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@ItsProxcey pretty much how it went down tbh

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@MaryHChrist Aye go on, rub it in.

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She gets pregnant by another dude but yeah, the forgotten hotel booking is the problem 🙄

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@ianandsibel There’s been enough men involved already! @JosephHChrist forgot to book us into a hotel

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Okay so it turns out Herod’s a total dick.

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Three random rich guys just showed up with presents. Wtf is myrrh?

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It’s a boy! Are you surprised? #HappyBirthdayJesus

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PUSH, woman!

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There’s a weird elf thing sitting up on the shelf. It’s giving me the creeps.

Oh and the baby’s almost here. #HappyBirthdayJesus

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No hotels. Stuck in a barn. A BARN. It stinks. And that cow is looking at me funny. FML.

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I hope they’re showing Elf on the hotel TVs. #ChristmasEve2017

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@FoxNews Please list the leftists who assert otherwise?

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@pappas19421 @FoxNews You’re welcome?

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@WickedSmaaaht True story.

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@CindiLouWhom Pastor John has a valid point. Two valid points, actually.