Mary Holy-Christ

You might remember me from such stories as The Bible. Notable achievements: original Madonna;popularising the powder blue shawl; birthing Jesus yearly since 1AD

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

And now even the cow has a halo. He’s not taking to it well. Going buck mad #holycow

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Halos popping up all over the place here now. This is not peaceful. It’s like the bloody Vegas Strip here #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

@nikki_gavan @ainedownes Bless you my children. Merry jesusmas etc

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

@JosephHChrist How many times do I have to tell you. He did things to me that will never be done to another women

[Joseph Holy-Christ @JosephHChrist]

She gets pregnant by another dude but yeah, the forgotten hotel booking is the problem 🙄

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

There’s a reason why the word manger is mostly composed of the word anger #thisisnotideal #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Kinda thought it’d be a different sort of Tuesday. Maybe sleep in late while @JosephHChrist does the census. Maybe take a bath. Treat myself to a fry. #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Hark the herald angels sing. Glory to the new born king. Peace on Earth...CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP. I JUST GOT HIM TO SLEEP! #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

@JamesOlympics Oh they’ve got staffs. They’ve all got staffs. And robes. Pretty sure a few have halos. Not a one. Not. A. One. Has a donut cushion

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Just realised the shepherds didn’t bring their flocks. The boss is gonna be raging. Rule number one of shepherding: don’t leave your flocks to follow a star to gawp over a mother and her new born in a cowshed. #worstshepherdsever #unvarnishednativity #JoinIn

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Don’t worry. It gets better. #livingproof #unvarnishednativity #Christmas2018 #joinin

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

In the middle east. Pregnant. On a donkey. FML

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

@cdcasey Can’t change a nappy with thoughts and prayers. Unless they contain wet wipes. Please and thank you

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

You’ve got a girl pregnant. Made her give birth in a cow shed. What are you gonna send her?

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Folks, I’m here to chat. Won’t be going anywhere for a while. Apparently need to wait for three wise men bearing gifts. Hopefully they’ll be nappies, wet wipes and nipple cream. Not hopeful though #unvarnishednativity #joinin

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Some shepherds have shown up. Of course. Just what’s needed #unvarnishednativity #ChristmasDay

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

He may have been sent to bring the good news to the poor, tell prisoners that they are prisoners no more, tell blind people that they can see...but right now he’s just discovered he can stick his whole hand in his mouth #ChristmasDay #unvarnishednativity

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

@ianandsibel There’s been enough men involved already! @JosephHChrist forgot to book us into a hotel

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

Away in a manger no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus no crying he makes. Some serious selective editing here #crycrycry #MerryChristmas2018

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

It’ll be a nice trip he says. I know the way he says. Let’s follow the star he says. #impregnantgetmeouttahere #ChristmasEve2018

[Mary Holy-Christ @MaryHChrist]

@doug1munro @AerLingus @DublinAirport Once we don’t end up in Knock. Last time I was spotted there it caused a holy show