Joseph Hella

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

During World War Eleven, the Bloodline Purity Front launched Operation Shellshock: they spliced ancient turtle DNA into elite soldiers to “purify” the human bloodline and create bulletproof, radiation-resistant super-warriors for the Martian trenches.
It backfired spectacularly.
Four test subjects - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo & Raphael, mutated into green, pizza-obsessed ninjas, grabbed their weapons, and vanished into the flooded ruins with their rat mentor Splinter.
The entire 1980s TMNT franchise?
A desperate propaganda move to make the real story sound like harmless kids’ entertainment.
The files just surfaced.
The turtles were real.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@MrBeast 1 penny

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@RedbudHunt @wonderofscience Yeah, the weather channel hasn't been right 100% of the time during my lifetime. Lots of guesswork.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@SawyerMerritt How about the ability to setup a joint account?

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@Arcfunmi This would have been perfect for me when I was single tbh.

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@BamaSaltyMarine At someone that just ate an MRE... I'm sure that would motivate them to get off EBT fast.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@GateWorld @AmazonMGMStudio @martingero I wonder if the general public realizes that Jason Mamoa is part of this tv universe and his attitude is pretty similar to his current roles.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

Sometimes I think part of the reason people like Senator Sanders don't like Elon or other wealthy people is that the majority of the popular actually appreciates the majority of what these wealth creators provide to our society at large.

However, it can be a lot harder to trust the government to manage our tax dollars with the kind of care and efficiency we expect from having our hard-earned income forcibly taken from us 'for the greater good'.

The federal budget has become such a monster in scale that I don't think they fully appreciate our nations combined wealth they seem willing to throw at everything they see. Obviously infrastructure, the common defense, etc are core functions but the sheer bloat is staggering.

He talks a lot about education but the federal government has received a lot of criticism for overall test scores going down. From what I understand, school choice is more effective and gives families the choice to send their kids to a better school instead of being geo-locked to a different one.

Let people make their own choices and stop taxing them to death claiming you can make better decisions for them.

I truly think Elon does so well with investors and the public overall is because he and his teams produce tangible results and THE PEOPLE have propelled him to trillionaire status by CHOICE and the proven belief that he will return their investment with interest.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@LeahRay44 In regards to sports games it's basically a giant picnic before the concession stands inside the stadium rob you blind.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Got a little over 30% of what I asked for through Schwab. Not ideal but it looks like I got a lot more than some others.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@Teslaconomics I got just over 30% of what I requested.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@LeahRay44 Yes. If you don't pay, they'll send you back to the UK 👀😁

In all seriousness if you don't then the worst that will likely happen is you having the rental car company charge you a boatload of money for additional fees.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@BoBbyPleWniaK I plan on holding it for a long time, or at least several years.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@Jeffreevee @serenitynowhere @ofcrdeonjoseph Yeah... shouldn't have had it then.

I'm assuming there were no bag checks either if that's the case.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

I would join the Stargate universe, absolutely.

Stargate was a major reason for my joining the Air Force over a decade ago and while I did not get the posting in Cheyenne Mountain like I wanted 🥲 I still met my wife, started a family and we're creating a beautiful future.

[Amazon MGM Studios @AmazonMGMStudio]

If you could spend summer in any TV show universe, where would you go?

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

You could absolutely save Dr Who and bringing more of the American audience if you did a semi-merge of Hugh Laurie/House as the next Doctor... I'm just saying, Dr Who was best with heavy sarcasm and House had some of the best!

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Today we’re announcing an update on plans for the future of Doctor Who. Read all about it on the Doctor Who website ➡️ https://t.co/G93OPLuur0

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@jondelarroz Never watched it. I thought Catherine's appearances in SG-1 were more than enough and were adequate.

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@FreddyLA7 Culver's is waaay better.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@Jack2LOneill @shortmagsmle I'm thinking Apophis.

[Joseph Hella @JosephHella2]

@fiago7 I couldn't tell you anything about Chicago architecture. Every time I go there I'm too busy dodging their bad drivers.