Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️

Author, cat lover, shipping enthusiast Creator of the Ochiran Chronicles; neurodivergent; he/him

[Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️ @JosephHoran7]

@AlanFelyk Only the Chief Cartographer knew the combination to the vault. It had been passed down for 400 years. In all that time it had never been open.
Shania turned the dial. She didn't know what lay inside, only that it was so terrifying no one dared to open the vault. Until now.

[Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️ @JosephHoran7]

@lady_valor_07 When I bought it, nothing, but I installed an 8 track myself.

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@ThrillaRilla369 No. My back hurts too much. I don't bend down for less than a pound nowadays.

[Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️ @JosephHoran7]

@moonchild23580 Boggit.
It's a reference to an episode of a TV series that was popular back then. There was a sketch about "hunting the boggit."

[Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️ @JosephHoran7]

@lady_valor_07 I still have some items of furniture from when my parents set up house together back in the 1950s.

[Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️ @JosephHoran7]

@DrNeilStone And that is how prophecy works. You correct predict an event that has already happened.

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@EmilySm43 Two good knees.

[Joe Horan ⭐️The Ochiran Chronicles⭐️ @JosephHoran7]

@ElChandler Shania likes her husband's Ochiran stew, "made with love in the way she likes best."

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@elizarose159630 Just seeing it in a bookshop.

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@DevinRN88 I have a degree in physics, which at degree level involves a lot of hard math.

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@silentkil_er Kennedy assassination was a deep state conspiracy.

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#Wordle1851
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@ViolentVixen29 @RealAraghchi I think that this is a "parody account" tells us how seriously we should take it.

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@silentkil_er Not me. I'm retired. (Extra evil laugh.)

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@Matt_Pinner Salad — either lettuce, cucumber or tomato. God created lettuce to feed rabbits.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Fry sausages.

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@Crazymoments01 This is obviously AI. But, apart from that, if it was possible and I had the money, I don't see why not.

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@HardlyLoose It seems to be the thing here to reverse into a parking space. To avoid being the odd one out, I choose yellow.

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@Monica55dzrh Depends on where I am. In Europe, where servers are paid a living wage and don't rely on tips to survive, I would probably round it up to $200. In America, I haven't a clue. I don't understand how a civilised country can pay its workers so badly they reply on tips to survive.