Joe K

Cherish the journey. | Future employee of the National Hockey League.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll stay where you always are.

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Nikita Kucherov has quietly built one of the greatest resumes we've ever seen by a winger

🏒 401 Goals
🎯 723 Assists
📈 1,124 Points
🏆 2× Stanley Cup Champion
⭐️ 7× All-Star
🥇 3× Art Ross
👑 2× Hart

Where does Kucherov rank among the greatest wingers in NHL history? 🤔👇

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Little sausage, the only thing you had to do was beat a 38 year old guy. You just lost the biggest paycheck of your life. You were going to get rich if you won. Justin, all I can say is congratulations… and I’d like to tell you to get ready, but you’re screwed no matter what.

[Joe K @JosephK26]

Trading matheson is unrealistic. He just signed an extension …

[MySakuKoivu 2.0 @HabsDepression]

I’ve done a little thinking and this is the Habs lineup I’d have going into Free Agency

Caufield - Suzuki - Slaf
Newhook - ??? - Demidov
Texier - Danault - Anderson
Bolduc - Evans - Gallagher

Hutson - Dobson
Guhle - ???
Engstrom - ???

Dobes
Fowler

Ext: A Xhekaj, F Xhekaj

Players needing to be traded:

Matheson
Carrier
Struble
Montembeault
Kapanen

Players not being resigned:

Veleno
Dach
Laine

Targets for 2C:

Hischier
Thomas
Pettersson
Oreilly

Targets for 2nd pair RHD:

Nemec
Fox
Hronek
Raddysh

Target for 3rd pair RHD:

Desharnais
Murphy

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Tampa Bay GM Julien BriseBois, asked this morning about Jon Cooper’s contract status:

“He’s going to be here for a while.”

[cam 🐊 @gatorstrolI]

karma for losing the stanley cup finals is... winning a first round matchup half a decade later?

[Joe K @JosephK26]

Kuch says this after winning a cup. Habs fans try to use this against him in a round 1 win 🤣🤣🤣

[sinéad @nhlsinead]

you were saying? @86Kucherov

[Joe K @JosephK26]

Must be the same rulebook the habs used when point took a baseball swing to the face 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Maietta Sports Media @MaiettaSports]

I guess the Tampa Bay Lightning get to play with a different rule book.

They got away with an interference on the OT winner last night.

But when a similar situation happened to them against the Toronto Maple Leafs in game 7, they called back the goal and interference was called.

I don’t like complaining about the refs, but there needs to be a standard of consistency.

[Joe K @JosephK26]

Im one of the biggest tampa fans you might meet. But context or no context, we dont come close to bell centre playoff atmosphere …

[Jay Recher @jayRecher]

This is funny because the building ERUPTED after that goal but the mood quickly soured because the Habs scored ELEVEN seconds later

Context is key

The way certain Canadians look down their noses at American/non-traditional #NHL markets is easily one of the lamest things in sports

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots.

When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times.

And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

[Jay Recher @jayRecher]

I think it’s hilarious how these Montreal fans wanna use the same old tired “Covid Cups” argument when it comes to the Lightning

You know DAMN WELL that if the Canadiens won that Final over the Bolts that they would bragging to the high heavens how impressive it was

Get real

[Joe K @JosephK26]

I somewhat disagree with this. We’ve completely neutralized their first line 5v5. We have a 41 year old perry & sabourin which pretty much means no 4th line. Captain out, and an AHL 3rd pairing D. Where i agree is their deployment in certain situations

[Bolts Jolts @BoltsJolts]

Cooper has been completely outcoached in this series. And that should be embarrassing for him.

Won’t leave the fucking forward lines alone for longer than a few shifts and deploys the worst players at the worst times.

Haven’t seen a single real adjustment to anything either.

[Benjamin Pierce @BenjaminJReport]

Nick Paul on people using the word ‘villain’ to describe Tampa Bay:

“If they want to say it, we’ll take it. We just play the Tampa Bay hockey we’ve been playing all year.”

#GoBolts

[LeafsJellyHD @LeafsJelly]

A lovely and emotional message as @Bonsie1951 signs off for the final time at home

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Limits are just illusions made by the mind 🤯

[Eric Engels @EricEngels]

NBA: need more load management.
NHL: need to shed my walking boot and play through a high ankle sprain so I can let the other team avenge that dirty hit I threw three weeks ago.

[Stand Up For Trump @StandUpForTrmp]

🚨BREAKING: Marco Rubio drops truth bomb: "If you invite me into your home for dinner, and I go to your house and I start putting mud on your couch and spray-painting your kitchen, you're going to kick me out. We're going to do the same thing if you come into the U.S. as a visitor."

Do you firmly support Marco Rubio on this?

A. Huge Yes
B. No

IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!!

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

This was a first round win 😂😂😂

[David Staples @DavidStaplesYEG]

Wayne Gretzky has more common sense and balance than 10 million unhinged Liberal voters combined.

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Wayne Gretzky on CBC:

“I’m a hockey player. I’m a Canadian, a true Canadian. I want Canada 🇨🇦 to win a gold medal. I’ve never wavered from that. I’ve been friends with prime minsters and presidents. Somehow there’s been a little bit more tension than normal. At the end of the day, Canada and the US are like brothers and sisters, they’re gonna fight and argue but eventually they’ll come together. That’s the way I see it.”