Joseph McKenzie

Software Developer with a passion for all things serverless

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@elonmusk Hey you like 420 and 69 right? I got a couple of 42069 notes ( in a couple denominations). If you want one I’ll send one not even trying to sell it to you I’ll just give to you.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

Hey @CocaCola you know what would be cool if you offered us a barrel w/ branding or at least a slip cover for one of our own. Would help make me actually get off my butt and save them. Cans can be a pain to save up and recycle in a lot of small town areas but it’d make it fun.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@AmliaWellness There's been a lot of cool space phenomena going on lately, from an increased number of C.M.E's to solar storms and the such causing all kinds of beautiful sights like more vibrant auroa borelias. I love it.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@amandalaucher Just like with locks on doors the only thing it protects against are those who are law abiding citizens. Anytime you see something on the news involving guns is when that person had illegal arms. I believe that if more citizens had a legal gun that it would make bad ppl think 1st

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@JimCarrey Come on now people, Jim Carrey would never wear a mask.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@AmliaWellness @KremlinRussia_E Would've been a bit cooler if you used a little green dye in your vodka too. 🤣

Happy St Patrick's day Catherine

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@Ell_o_Punk I'd be happy with some alright cleaning and enjoying candy (as long as the candy is shared) .

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@Minds_Mined Not 1/2 but maybe one hands worth.
If you can't post a link to your github repos or another source control then I ask you to please stop this. It's been way too long. Stop tweeting and start learning.

Ps. Don't forget I'm here if you want help learning

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@Minds_Mined But that's only if you put your all into it and regardless of if you don't "make" it through class. I've personally have had conversations with a lot of the pupils that came through bootcamp and I can only name 1/2 at most that still continues learning on their own.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@Minds_Mined I will put the offer out again. I'm here if you wanna put the time in. I'll help teach you to learn yourself and not rely on anyone but yourself

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@AmliaWellness Hmm ok sweet. I thought when you came to Clendenin you only ate the fish out of all the stuff you brought for the party....

Things have been ... well ☹. Glad to see you're doing good.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@underupreciated This is why I love the consultant life. As long as you make client meetings you can work any hours you want within reason. 😉🤪😂🤓

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@AmliaWellness @BobFergusonAG Why are you even looking a prices of chicken Catherine? 🐓🤔 😂 I could swear you're a vegetarian unless that has changed.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@Minds_Mined @amandalaucher @graham_jp Wherever my mac is and a halfway reliable internet connection for committing code.

[wendy @hippymomma1960]

#BAKERMAYFIELDa I hope this gets to you. My Aunt Nancy Weathers, has been a long life fan of the #ClevelandBrowns Right now she is critical care at #metrohospital, she had a stroke and is still in the hospital. If you could reach out to her somehow, #Prayer that would be awesome

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@amandalaucher Weird 🤔. I bet it is because they wanted to save money on a lambda or heck even a server based authenticator or I guess there could be a limit on the requests per sec or minute with a pre-built one. It still seems a lil strange though either way.

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@AmliaWellness Wait one second. I thought you were vegetarian and only ate fish? Some wagu beef does sound delicious.... 🤤

[Joseph McKenzie @JosephPMcKenzie]

@rehanna83 @matteocollina So sorry to hear this 😭