Joseph Short

Principal Consultant @feature23. All views and opinions are mine and likely nobody else's.

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Proud moment: I'm aware it's alphabetical, but I'm listed next to @jongalloway as a speaker for @CodeOnTheBeach

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@Damien_Steele_ @timruss2 It’s not misleading. It’s the entire point. Willful ignorance begets Trump.

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@Royals How have y’all not yet dubbed him #FloridaMan ?

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@PeteHegseth I bet you see twice the number of people than we do in that photo. Also, X also is not a secure method of comms, just in case for later.

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@JDVance Coward. You sold your soul.

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@Britannica Playlist: https://t.co/mdWwY4w1Va

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@Mikel_Jollett Playlist: https://t.co/mdWwY4w1Va

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@ZackBornstein Playlist: https://t.co/mdWwY4w1Va

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I made a #Trumpisguily playlist! Recommendations welcome! #Trump4Prison2024 #maga @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump @EricTrump

https://t.co/mdWwY4vu5C

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@JaredHuffman Not all heroes wear capes

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As bad as that rendition of the National Anthem was, he did at least capture the current state of things in song #HomeRunDerby

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@jsnover @jsclmedave @Grady_Booch Ex-Texan here. FWIW, I just learned to BBQ on my own by following Franklin's, etc. Really easy to do and better at home than most restaurants, assuming you have room for a smoker.

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@Chuffbadger @SusieusMaximus @Sessler @deesnider This sounds like an awesome @TheAuthorGuy plot!

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#NewProfilePic

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@JonTeets005 @mllichti @thehowie @NateSilver538 @NathanGrubaugh Software engineer w/ a nit here. If the bug is in the algorithm, then the software is working as designed 🙂

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@LevineJonathan Be better.

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@atrupar Paging Buzz Aldrin...

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@joelmartinez @davidfowl Yep, that's the oyster, often considered the best part!

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@haneytron For many reasons, check out the book Influence by Robert Cialdini. One of the chapters specifically addresses laugh tracks as a psychological trick of social proof and that most comedians hated having them, but producers insisted.

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@DanHicken Since Spurrier, UF has had 5 HC, only one of which coached more than 50 games (Meyer). Maybe not giving these (mostly) highly-touted coaches a chance to build a program is to blame? Or is UF really just that bad at hiring? Mullen also has highest win % of those under 50 games.

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Aaron Rodgers is looking like he's getting ready to play Frank Gallagher in a prequel to Shameless.