Mark Twain

Just doing the best with what I've got. ΦΚΣ Princeton '19

[Mark Twain @JosephPuryear22]

New Decade Goal: Have $1,000,000 in assets.

[Luc // HiddenXperia @HiddenXperia]

If you can watch these 4 scenes and tell me honestly that no emotions, feelings or thoughts were displayed by the Spartans in question just because their faces weren't visible then idk what to tell ya

This kind of stoic emotional projection is the backbone of Halo's Spartans����‍♂️

[Mark Twain @JosephPuryear22]

🤡

[Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧 @gggirl924]

Kids today wonder how our parents were able to survive with one paycheck. This is exactly how it was done. See the size of this house. This was normal when I was growing up. No 5 bedroom homes with 5 baths. Living and buying within your means. Starter homes.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not walk away from your cooking - unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires and there will be 3x more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year

[UberNick @UberNick]

I miss this Bungie.

[Mint Blitz @MintBlitz]

How was Halo 3 during its prime?

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“Even Dark Knights have…

Dark nights..”

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

"Babe we have guests, bring out the fine China."

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Just locked in a $700,000 30-year mortgage at 8.99%. Going to be a homeowner finally!

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Happy #MeanGirlsDay day.

[UberNick @UberNick]

What is the most Iconic weapon in Halo? I feel it has to be the Battle Rifle.

[Luc // HiddenXperia @HiddenXperia]

It's hard to believe this masterpiece is 16 years old and yet not a single ounce of its fun-factor has ever worn off

Campaign, Multiplayer, Forge, Customs - all are as fun as they were on day 1

Truly incredible, this game has aged like wine, happy 16th Halo 3!

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

this is SO much more satisfying to watch without all the key jingling, illusionary animations

the gun is always up and ready to fire no matter what

god i miss classic Halo so much. i wish 343 had full confidence in Halo's identity

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

Date a Halo player you'll never have to question our loyalty, been waiting 15 years for another good halo.

[Mark Twain @JosephPuryear22]

United would do this for free

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

This is the biggest fucking lie I ever heard

[Mark Twain @JosephPuryear22]

DQ

[Chase @KingCharlesXVI]

Well there goes my entire Roth IRA

[Mark Twain @JosephPuryear22]

@KingCharlesXVI So tempted to drag you but I'll be a good friend instead