Joey

In alphabetical order: Dad, Data Analyst, Human, Illustrator, Writer. Views expressed are my own (i.e. not my company's and likely flawed).

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

[lunchtime]
5-YO: "I want to say the prayer!"
Mom: "Okay! Go ahead.."
[Everyone folds arms, closes eyes]
5-YO [begins prayer]: "Hey Google..."

To be fair, there ARE two unseen, all-knowing & always-listening beings that start with 'G-O', and she got one of them. #kids #parenting

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

First day of July! 243 years ago today, Thomas Jefferson may have been hard at work penning the Declaration of Independence! Here's his memorial building in #ink and #watercolor. Swipe for… https://t.co/sCtWintQju

[Kristin Farrell @MomsNeedToVent]

-Me: Ok kids, you get to go to the daycare at the gym today while I workout!
-Daughter: Yay!!! We haven’t been in a long, long, long, long, long, long time!
-Me: Thank you for that reminder, child.
#momlife #momsneedtovent

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

@RideUTA will NB FR from Lehi @ 7:15 be on time this morning? Or are delays still in place? Don't see any trains south of draper on the tracker.

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

@RideUTA is the SB FR departing Salt Lake Central at 5:40 on time? I'm not seeing it's approach on the tracking app.

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

I entered #TheNewCreatives + @mrjakeparker #giveaway for a chance2win a Wacom Intuos Pro Paper Edition Pen Tablet! https://t.co/s8XhIx3Sjx

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

Just listened to Syrian refugees/documentarists share experiences w/ @WTCUtah, then saw these back to back tweets. Tragedy. #Syria #Refugees

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

Me before seminar: "Psh. Not gonna fall for this synergy business mgmt gab"
After: "THIS PUNNETT SQUARE WILL CHANGE MY LIFE!!!" #ssts17

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

#SSTS17 so far: take chances, branding, diversity, support. Incidentally, all lessons that can be learned from @joshjames pants.

[Joey @JosephofEarth]

Only #utah kicks off a huge tech conf #ssts17 w/ personal story about adoption & giving chances. Thx for the #techfeels @clintbetts #loveit

[The SWU Network @TheSWU]

RT to win a digital copy of #TheForceAwakens from @vudufans & The SWU!

Details: https://t.co/pMFWlE5XQn