The obvious justice here is to throw the criminal into the crocodile enclosure. As a moderate environmentalist and a fiscal conservative, I believe we can reduce zoo costs and reduce spending on crocodile food by throwing Pakistani rape gangs into crocodile enclosures.
@AlpacaAurelius I live in Metro Detroit and you are absolutely correct. I never understood why people insist this is the best place to live. Everybody here seems kind of depressed.
@AlpacaAurelius I want to but the problem is I hardly have any money. ☹️ I'm stuck in Michigan but hopefully within the next 2-3 years I have enough money saved up so I can move somewhere like Florida in a beach town. Maybe I'll find my love life there, too.
>Plot centers entirely around fighting extreme government taxation and overreach
>The Sheriff of Nottingham literally collects taxes from the church poor box
>Friar Tuck gets so fed up with the state disrespecting the Church that he physically throws hands with the Sheriff
>Casts the Crusades in a positive light
>Male protagonist who risks his life for his people
>Unapologetically traditional romance with Maid Marian without any modern subversion
>Climax is literally a raid to break political prisoners out of a corrupt jail
>Story resolves when the rightful, divinely-appointed monarch returns from the Holy Land to crush the corrupt politicians
>Ends with a beautiful church wedding and a happily ever after
We need to make Kid's stories based again
@ChristanPoster@RulerofNV Based on my experience and the experience of others, I would advise against it. The women on there are hard to get and they tend to ghost you.
@ellisdavidperry@bumbadum14 One of my closest friends drives a Jeep. He likes Jeep for the most part. He doesn't have any relatives in the auto industry. He told me he looked into getting the Gladiator but the main problem with it is the low gas mileage.
Verdict: guilty. Justice was done. The only shame is that his shitty parents can’t be jailed along with him. But at least this murderous thug will be off the streets.
Interesting that just as people are finding out just how awful Indian people truly are, an Indian may very well take over one of America's most important cities.