Josh Lowensohn

. @CNET & @Verge alum. Opinions & bad jokes are my own.

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

In 2008, I had the unexpected opportunity to witness Tim annihilate 14 plates of sushi at a Nintendo press event, and later got to battle him in the new game in which he was one of the main characters. He was an absolute joy and a real legend. RIP. https://t.co/7i5cjFWoXl

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

Finally, some good news for 2024. https://t.co/hgBdQQ1sSR

[CNBC @CNBC]

Watch @JimCramer drink Spam out of the tin, because why not? https://t.co/D4oFTiPy7M

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

@sallykuchar And the stuff that actually works is a card you take to the pharmacist and requires your driver's license + a signature.

[Yousef Nasser @YousefNasserTV]

BREAKING: Five-year-old #LittleJosh has won the #JoshFight!

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

@sallykuchar I only recall purchasing the velociraptor costume, but I will take credit for this number.

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

What a bizarre option to have in an online chat tool

[Jennifer Scheurle @Gaohmee]

HONK 💀😂

[Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ)  @benjancewicz]

It’s almost Halloween, get your candy corn pizza ready!

[Tom Kretchmar @tkretchmar]

Tired: pizza rat
Wired: cigarette cockroach

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

@sallykuchar @BrockKeeling I think when you're living in that house... *puts on sunglasses* ...you're cool all the time.

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

"I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you." I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town | https://t.co/Z3j7PpV17M

[Anna Lee 👻📸 @annaleemedia]

Nobody:

Walmart:

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

This ad keeps following me around the internet and leaves me with so many questions

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

"Haters have their coping strategies ... Stein draws the blinds and watches Scandinavian films set in the cold and dark." https://t.co/SeTPvRg8Ns

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

@A_Webster @andyjayhawk @dcseifert Every time https://t.co/duax2mIyHa

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

RIP https://t.co/oPY4g8vMDD

[Josh Lowensohn @Josh]

@meganwollerton RIP