Josh Alltop

Maryland • North Carolina

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

There are adult men hiding in the bathroom at work right now on their phones.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

How I look at the cop after blowing a .079

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Heading to work at your stupid office job while Christian Watson is getting paid over $27 million a year

[The Math Master @BnzSales]

Need this for one hole. $23 and will probably sit in the drawer for decades.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Are the songs okay

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

If your pillow looks like this, don't worry about hantavirus

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby

[kordell @lledrook]

nigga gonna be the first player to get fined watching a game

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

"Can I have 100 pizzas for the homeless? "

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Using a Honda Accord to drag the field before a game might be the most JUCO thing ever

[Wild Videos @FightStorage]

50 Cent's comment 😂

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

aw man i thought it was full of multivitamins and antioxidants

[Mike @hammerito]

the Career Mode tutorial starts with your dad paying to defend you from DUI charges

[Hammond Cheese @HammondCheddar]

My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND

[v! @Vullety]

$1B parlay

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

It’s crazy we all know exactly what show this is from