Josh Andrews

[Nick Preszler @NickPreszler]

Look at him, thats my Qual.

Your what?

My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.

I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Against the power of AI there can be no victory. We must join with it, Gandalf. We must join with AI. It would be wise, my friend, to subscribe for a small monthly fee to the premium versions and also subscribe to my palantír updates

[joel #4 fan @smallishotters]

my mum accidentally deleted the bubble pop game from her phone that shes been playing for 6 years (she got to level 7000) and its reset to lvl 0 and she is reacting very badly

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Hey, so I have a fun fact for you

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Putting wheels on this cross to bear is the best possible metaphor for American Evangelicalism

[aisha⸆⸉☁️ @everaishamore]

swifties 2 years ago: what is a field goal

swifties now:

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

“We’ll always carry him with us" ❤️

Arne Slot with a heartfelt tribute to Diogo Jota.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

“So we take these DoorDash loans, combine them, and create a whole new instrument where investors can bet on whether borrowers will pay off their Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme within 12 months”

[Josh Andrews @JoshAndrews12]

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[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

elon's lawyers:

[kay @arigcevans]

with a good lawyer WHICH I HAVE

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When no one at the group dinner wants appetizers and then they say some shit like “But if you want the artichoke dip you should totally get it.” Bitch u know full well I’m not gonna get an artichoke dip platter for one. The dream is dead and u were the one who killed it.

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

[The Marshall McLuhan LP @fireh9lly]

Awesome, it screws over everything that the UK is good at (arts) in favour of some tech billionaires from the US who don't even pay taxes here