Josh Burns

SQL DBA & Data Engineer @joshburnstech

[Josh Burns Tech @JoshBurnsTech]

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[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

True Detective season 1 might actually be the greatest season of any TV show I’ve ever seen.

[NASA @NASA]

This is the first time in human history @NASA_Astronauts have entered the @Space_Station from a commercially-made spacecraft. @AstroBehnken and @Astro_Doug have finally arrived to the orbiting laboratory in @SpaceX's Dragon Endeavour spacecraft.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Crew Dragon has separated from Falcon 9’s second stage and is on its way to the International Space Station with @Astro_Behnken and @AstroDoug! Autonomous docking at the @Space_Station will occur at ~10:30 a.m. EDT tomorrow, May 31

[NASA @NASA]

Our #LaunchAmerica LIVE coverage includes liftoff of @SpaceX’s Crew Dragon spacecraft, a @KellyClarkson performance, live video from space while @AstroBehnken & @Astro_Doug fly to the @Space_Station and much more.

Full schedule: https://t.co/n3m0Tx4yeD

[Hossmobile @Hossmobile]

Just finished the rewatch of Avatar The Last Airbender. I don't know that there has ever been a more complete show from beginning to end. So good.

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

@IIHankII 😂😂😂

[Josh Burns Tech @JoshBurnsTech]

I'm proud to be featured in a TV ad as part of @Upwork's Work Together Talent Grant Program, which provides $1 million support to businesses working to counter the impact of COVID-19. Have an idea to tackle coronavirus? Apply today: https://t.co/XcCvfijF5J #HereToHelp #upwork

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

@Hossmobile @baileyarmour Luckily my new job uses Teams. Lol

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

Joined a work Zoom meeting this morning and my name showed up as Carole Baskin. 😂 @baileyarmour and I forgot to change it back after trivia night with some friends last week. #rip

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

@Hossmobile @mrsbdixon @baileyarmour 😂😂😂

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

@Hossmobile @baileyarmour This was a very early am Freelance call. Lol

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

@Hossmobile @baileyarmour You hate to see it. They all thought it was funny at least. 😂

[Battle for the Backside: Pies Against COVID-19 @Pie4Backside]

Want to relive all the excitement of watching @Thorobros run away with today's pie eating contest? Here's the replay for your viewing pleasure!

https://t.co/NaP89QZXoS

[Battle for the Backside: Pies Against COVID-19 @Pie4Backside]

.@Steven_Cargill says he knew was up against it when eating against Americans but he'll learn from it. @baileyarmour says she was making a class jump but she's happy with her effort while Josh thinks he should have went with apple instead of peach.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There are now 420 operational Starlink satellites 🛰 😉

[Josh Burns @JoshBurns33]

This season of Ozark was amazing. #wow

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@suhaylabbas @fawadchaudhry We will make ventilators if there is a shortage

[Ninja @Ninja]

This is becoming very very real. Prayers to Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.