Josh

I am always my own biggest fan

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

[Tony McDonald @toonyjat]

I need this sh*thousery back.
#NUFC

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the children yearn for the mines

[me @reachDtop]

Update Dey o, no be everything be juju.

[Jack Lang @jacklang]

Kane looks like he’s running through treacle. And his legs are also made of treacle. And there’s treacle in his lungs and in his eyes and in his soul. And he’s wading, he’s really trying, but it’s just all treacle and you can’t really tell where the treacle ends and he begins

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

There’s very specific subsect of “nerd” gamer types that inhabit the Woody Allen/Charles Chaplin esque extreme arrogant pretension of shyness that Orson Welles spoke of, a narcissism of timidity. They love whipping out handheld gaming consoles in public places, slyly positioning themselves into apparent view as if to say “don’t mind me, I’m an introvert, I’m busy playing GAMES!” even though every five seconds you can see them glancing peripherally at anyone around them, hoping they get noticed, hoping it somebody asks them about it.

They often went through high school and college going out of their way to find the right balance between seclusion and display, huddling on the floor hunched over with headphones, never connecting with their peers but never actually staying hidden, hoping passerbys will crack open the mysteries of their solitude like an Easter egg of shit.

While a Gameboy is less obtuse than whipping out an entire Nintendo Switch, it’s somehow more obnoxious through its apparent hipsterism. Do you really need to be playing Pokémon Emerald Green at a fucking bar, as if you haven’t played a 20 year old game dozens, if not hundreds of times to the point that there is absolutely no degree of novelty you can suckle out of its haunches beyond going through the motions of watching numbers go up?

It’s even obnoxious when people bring books to the bar, an environment which specifically exists as a social venue but at least there’s some slight dignity in it, an acceptable understanding that you’re just bringing a social prop to a public place. At the very least a book doesn’t immediately drain the surrounding 20 foot radius around you into a steady desiccation of any allure or noir.

[Steve Kim @Fobwashed]

The content I crave

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A gorilla in a pool dancing to Maniac.

[Josh @JoshHorton77]

@Slappin_97 Why you acting like you’re not a medival peasant

[Hibernian Football Club @HibernianFC]

It's on, @AVFCOfficial 🤝

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Yo this is wild 😭

A group of white men attacked a black security guard after the security asked them to move their pontoon boat so the big Harriot can dock. They refused to & attacked the security guard.

A group of black men seen & went defend him by beating the white men 💯🙌🏾

[uoɹɐ∀ @AaronJohnson___]

Nobody comes close to Brian Gil for a scouse looking footballer

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

1923: “AI will change the world in 100 years”

AI in 2023:

[Josh @JoshHorton77]

@SamFitchett2

[Josh @JoshHorton77]

Bryan Gil is the scousest looking Spaniard I’ve ever seen

[Nick Pope @Popey1992]

Nick Pope

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Manchester United are BACK

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

😂🖤🤍

[Josh @JoshHorton77]

@evilasicaasi @OfficialFPL @__lxnch Stopped playing it at Christmas and ye still barely beat me ahahah