Kahinda Otafiire in Parliament: Good leaders don't use force, they negotiate...
PLU people: What? How dare you disrespect our leader and speak such ill things of him! Otafiire you're a land grabber!
Guys, what the hell is this your leader?! 🤷
Comrade Sam Mugumya has been taken to lower Mbuya basement. All his former guards were arrested last night and taken to SFC for statements pending court martial.