Josh Mackay

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@robbeckettcomic “Ladies and Gentleman, Mr Declan Rice!”

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@ChrisCollis2 Couldn’t get a game at left back for two years. Stick in the middle 👌🏻😑.

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⁦@easyJet⁩ an hour and three minutes before you cancelled the call.... wow.
#shock
#poorservice #whydoyoumakeitsohard?

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@nassercricket @nassercricket Thoughts on my 2yo Barney’s lofted on drive?! Ft excited dad commentary!

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@curryspcworld 21 minutes on hold before you ended ANOTHER call due to “unexpected issues”. Stop scrounging off the @GOVUK, get people back off furlough and ANSWER THE PHONE.

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@ChrisCollis2 You made that bottom table your own 🏓

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@willcoward86 @KP24 @willcoward86 no worries mate, I’d be nowhere near the fairway!

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@BBCOne @tchekykaryo @NataliaHooper

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@jed_mercurio @NataliaHooper.....

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I went up for the corner and the keeper said ‘Oi no strikers!’, I said ‘I’m not a striker’, he said ‘well you bloody should be with headers like that’. I said ‘no thanks I’m making shit loads from clearances’.

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Fantastic effort from the boys! Absolutely creasing! Sure I saw big @JohnHartson10 hanging to the left in the picture at the end! #longjohn #TheRealFullMonty

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@JLcustserv Hi Karen, I didn’t, I just left it. It was extremely busy and then in a surreal situation, one of your partners had his foot run over by a trolley, screamed at the top of his voice and woke up my 6 month old baby. By that point I’d had enough.

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@johnlewisretail the flowers on this carrot cake are inedible. Sorry for the picture that shows the impenetrable ones I’ve had to pick out of my teeth. #whyfaffwithacarrotcake? #leavetheflowersoffit #foul

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@AJBooth6 @dominos #ridiculous how do they sleep at night?

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@5liveSport @henrywinter Because he’s played about 10 games in 3 years for @Arsenal

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@CattouseAaron @JECook96 Surely then Wenger and Wilshere should get gold badges? It's a mess. Buttons undone, some with no cardigans...do it properly or don't do it.

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@englandcricket @flintoff11 @AJBooth6 scenes!

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@LidlUK any dange of getting this sorted?? What do I do with 2kgs of rank chicken? https://t.co/mojIeG2dvX

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@AJBooth6 @Joey7Barton Takes longer to write in a French accent

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Another @easyJet flight another delay... #shocker #bored