Joshua Crouthamel

Writer. Editor. Greeting card sender. Views are my own.

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@SenatorBanks Kids need to know about sexuality AT THE TIME THEY ARE SEXUALLY MATURING! "You have to be 4 to use the toilet by yourself" - c'mon, man.

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@NancyMace RIP DJT

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@DonaldJTrumpJr It takes some real chutzpah to suggest anyone in your family was anti-fraud. Work minimum wage for one week. Dare you.

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@SenMikeLee I can 100% support senators not being paid for 1/2 of the rest of the year if they are on vacation for 1/2 of the rest of the year, and most Americans are lucky to get 2 weeks.

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@NancyMace Why did you choose a photo of yourself after being caught in the rain?

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@tedcruz It is great fun to Google "Ted Cruz wife Trump" and relive what you were so quick to forget

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@StateDept How sad that the Strait was open and the nuclear weapons had been destroyed before you started an unnecessary war to reopen the Strait

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@ValentinaForUSA He also probably brushed his teeth, went to the toilet, blessed some babies. STFU.

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@RepNancyMace What's behind this hateful tweet? Is there a bill on the president's desk to introduce Sharia law? You're a delusional $h!t stirrer.

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@elonmusk Says an immigrant who pays no taxes.

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@PaulineHansonOz "Nothing" but renewables, which are quite literally very cheap.

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@FoxNews "Heartfelt"? Or "trying to stay awake and upright"?

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@LauraLoomer @POTUS I'm surprised you even got a mention after you turned 18.

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@DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy Fly coach, you POS

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@BasedMikeLee This is an inconceivable metaphor and you know it. What's "crazy" is rewriting laws to keep your fragile power.

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@WhiteHouse Oh good - you found money for your latest slush fund!

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@sbg1 @StephenAtHome LOVE this. How amazing that a late night host would bring on a YOU to talk important things.

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@VP Fraud ... so, like, not paying the taxes you owe?

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@RandPaul What about the child born of the man in the olive shorts behind your supreme leader's shoulder?

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@NancyMace I just filed legislation to ban idiots from wasting time and money on nonsense. You were born on an army base - you could've easily been born in Germany, South Korea, Japan ... Stop being a racist, myopic fool. That's not patriotism.