Chalupa

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

TRUE STORY: There are more Cornell frat boys raping women than there are trans athletes in college sports.

[Bo Brack @BoBrack]

You don’t spend the 4th overall pick on a WR, struggle to maximize his talent and then sell low two years later.

Fix the offense. Get him the football. Let the 23-year-old develop.

[Chalupa @JoshPat_]

@Mr_Scott13

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Happy Cardinals Rivalries Week to all who celebrate.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

the fact that nearly 3,000 people died in a terrorist attack and 9,000+ from exposure to the toxic remants is not funny, and I don't really think anyone is making fun of that

what IS funny is how the day itself became a nationalist political beacon the republican party hitched its entire identity to in the name of performative virtue-signaling patriotism shrouded in american flags and invoked as proof of who loves america the most (often by spineless, bigoted racists who wouldn't be caught dead in new york), who have since made every conceivable dogshit decision for the country to make all our lives worse as a result for the past 25 years instead of working to unite the country and bring us together like using the event to start a war for oil to enrich billionaires which ultimately led to the 2008 recession which we've never recovered from. that's irony, baby

[AAAHHH @Pie_in_a_can]

The worst gimmick of all time is "CFB > NFL"

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

Democrat presidents have been better for the American economy for my entire adult life. Anyone “starting to believe” that has been under a rock the past 35 years.

[Jacob♿️ @Mr_Scott13]

Steve Nash and Chris Paul must see TV

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

WHAT?????

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

Democrats have condemned Hasan Piker more than they condemned ICE for killing people in Minnesota, Texas, and Maine.

[Kyler Murray @K1]

Hoptimus Prime, one of a kind…🫡

[WhalePump Reborn @WhalePumpReborn]

Bought 1 BTC at 64k. Sold at 68k.

Made $4,000.

Then shorted at 70k because it looked "overextended."

Liquidated at 77k. Down $13,000.

Told my girlfriend about the $4,000.

She's proud of me.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

aipac boss call was made. they are unanimous in their hatred of me, and i welcome their hatred. if you’re a defender of israel’s genocide, of its occupation, of its child killing spree - then your boos mean nothing to me

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“data centers can give communities valuable tax revenue”

sorry, I watch sports, I know the “billionaires get the infrastructure built first, then blackmail local governments for tax breaks by threatening to relocate and leave them with a huge waste of public funds” playbook

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

“Fiscal conservatives”

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

It's a post-credit scene. Odysseus is in his home, walks through the doorway, and sees Samuel L. Jackson.

"You think you’re the only hero in the world? Odysseus, you've become part of a bigger universe, you just don't know it yet... We need to talk about the Iliad Initiative."

[Faber @dfaber84]

Gonna take Ozempic and eat at Taco Bell, going to be unrecognizable in two months.

[booger @turdmaster97]

how long after sex is it appropriate to start talking about transformers