Josh Ptol

Aspiring DJ | Duo @_Paimy

[Daniel - Mainz05Memes 👨🏼‍💻 @mainz05memes]

AFTER REVIEW 🗣️📺
PARAGUAY 🗣️🇵🇾
NUMBER TEN 🗣️🔟
COVER HIS MOUTH 🗣️🤭
DECISION 🗣️🤔
RED CARD 🗣️🟥

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that

[matteo v ✺ @Van1llaCoke__]

she looks so young to be 410 years old

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Seeing my daughter off to college and telling her I’ve been putting very small amounts of roofies in her food since she was a kid so she could build up an immunity like an oriental monarch with poison because I’m a protective father who actually cares

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

just got my first paycheck for a real adult job and it's what I used to make in a DAY drawing yaoi porn in 2020🫩

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

girls be stashing their tummy in their pants like it’s a glock

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

Do they have restaurants in Japan where Americans cook in front of you with lawn chairs and a grill?

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Mundial 2014: Cuidado con Bélgica
Mundial 2018: Cuidado con Bélgica
Mundial 2022: Cuidado con Bélgica
Mundial 2026: Cuidado con Bélgica

[Robin @ComfyCa]

Some guy on instinct called me a fag in Counter Strike and then when I spoke in vc he said "Sorry I didn't know you were actually gay"

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[mona ⋆˚࿔ @monaishungry]

bro WHO are you 😭😭😭😭

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

POV: Single moms coming out of nowhere trying to make Father’s Day about them.

[｡･:*˚:✧｡ @il0vebugs]

tunisia pissing themselves after seeing the team that beat them 5-1 lose 5-1 to the team they have to play next

[Léa🐞🚜🛟 @sex_pervert]

larpers and posers everywhere

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Focados na missão

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

AFTER REVIEW, NUMBER 10, PARAGUAY, COVERED HIS MOUTH, THE DECISION IS, RED CARD

[Grace @graceyldn]

The perfect UK summer temp is like 21 to 24 degrees with clear skies.

35/36 degrees is not UK weather and requires a pool and an all inclusive bar.