Josh

Just your typical cis white male scum

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

Being a GP receptionist must be hard. Working long hours from 8:00 to 8:05

[Arwen sparrow 🏴‍☠️ @An_elf_pirate]

“Tell the world Johnny, tell them Johnny Depp, I Johnny Depp, a man, I'm a victim too of domestic violence, and see how many people believe or side with you”

- Amber Heard, 2016.

- Johnny Depp, 2022…

[Mary @johnnyhellodepp]

I guess Amber Heard’s lawyers weren’t lying when they said she had “the strongest DV case the world has seen, with mountains of evidence”.

They just forgot to add “against her”.

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A simpler time, it was

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

Rest in peace, Prince Phillip 🇬🇧

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

Bro...

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

Life hack: Instead of buying a bidet, just lower yourself all the way into the toilet and flush

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

@xtehyax Why not both?

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

Happy pi day!

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

It can't be real. It can't be real.
It's real.

[Peter Ward @Peter___Ward]

“Why are you searching him”

Well this large knife for a start... seriously, people need to start being real.

https://t.co/OwHaqXS9Vv

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

@TeddyRogue Oh shit. I wish i knew 😧

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

Whoever killed Hitler was a hero

[‏ً @asticky1still]

British “lad culture” is literally just misogyny, racism and alcoholism

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

This will upset many of his fans, but a picture has surfaced of Michael Jackson doing blackface as a young man. I am so angry and disappointed in him. I simply cannot listen to his music in the same way now.

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

just imagine having ur own tango ice blast machine at home wow

[Josh @JoshTheLyon]

@caraphernope I would, but i misplaced my bow and spear

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

So you catch Coronavirus and have to be hospitalised and while you’re thinking can my life get any worse @JamesBlunt comes on the hospital radio. Perfect. https://t.co/nDGgv8SisL