PhillyJoshuaVan

UFC Flyweight division champion. Avid Fau’s Angels believer. #PSTenjoyer

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@phillyjoshhokit Looking forward to seeing you beat Cereal Gay’s ass

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Breaking 🚨

Sources (me) close to Philly Joshua Van (me) are reporting that he is planning to attend Casa Guam for PJH’s upcoming fight. According to them he has “too much money” on Josh “Philly Joshua Seth Hokit” Hokit.

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Hey @phillyvallejos how we feeling about the Darnell Mooney first td scorer tonight?

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@phillyvallejos Morning PKV!

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@phillyvallejos

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Some Frenchman named Cereal Gone is currently the baddest man on the planet…let that sink in

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@IREP0RTEDYOU @phillyvallejos @phillyjoshhokit How sad is your life? Like genuinely

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Hey @phillyjoshhokit you absolutely suck

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Babe wake up @phillyjoshhokit poem just dropped

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Goodnight to all those out there in Angelsville

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@phillyjoshhokit I can’t wait to see your ugly, bloodied face after the Frenchman has his way with you

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@JoshuaVanBT How did you let me fail my exam Joshua…I thought you had me. I believed in you man…I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU 🤕

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@phillyvallejos @KonaMMA_ I see it. I wish I didn’t.

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@phillyvallejos @phillyjoshhokit @funkmasterMMA you’re a dead man walking

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@PhillyDaveSpade @phillyjoshhokit If he dies, he dies

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@phillyjoshhokit Annihilation round 2 if we’re feeling merciful

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@PhillyDaveSpade When do we start the discord?

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@PhillyDaveSpade @CageClips Why the fuck is he bothering the champ. Get him out of the UFC scene immediately. He doesn’t deserve to talk, nor even see my goat.

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@PhillyDaveSpade Afternoon PDS,

I feel that I can help you with this question. We started putting Joshua Van over Henry Cejudo at around 12:03am EST on September 20th, 2026.

Exquisitely,
PJV

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Hate they ass so much, we dig em up and tell em, “DIE AGAIN” #AndStill