Mr. Whidden

I consume more Busch than a 70s lesbian porn

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

When the fuck did it become cool to be a drug addict

[alycia 🍄 @novalycia]

i cant believe nova scotia has the highest GST and PST rates in the country and nothing to show for it like affordable housing or doctors

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

Ahh Decmeber, Nova Scotias flood season :)

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@TimHortons y'all wanna turn the brightness down on them signs, not trying to wear sunglasses at 5am in the drivethrough 😎

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

Nah they best release the next season of Yellowstone today, that season 3 ending was fucked up

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

I'll scream Zach Bryan songs at my windshield for hours and if you ain't in for that then you're sitting in the back seat.

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

MY BROTHERS HAVING A LIL GIRL!!!

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@JakeJoudrey Buddies I tell ya I thought ya had a bat till I seen the hole in your boxers

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@HaleyEagles1 Take my money, take my money rn

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@HaleyEagles1 That depends, does your car still smell like you sweetie?

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

It's should be legal to go 180 KMH as long as you're listening to Kickstart My Heart by Mötley Crüe on repeat.

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@RealSlimStelly I've never wanted my name to be Quiche so bad in my life

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@juliaawhalen It's a fucking joke, truro hospital being the punchline of it

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

If you have "I can probably out drink you" in your tinder bio you're the 4 drinks in and puking on the sidewalk type, fuck off.

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

Quebec tinder is a different breed of language barrier

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

Y'all use to post TBH and Rates on peoples Facebook walls for everyone to see, saying they were cute and now Y'all scared for people to find out you're talking to someone.

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

If y'all get in a vehicle with me and don't prepare to scream Tyler Childers and Zach Bryan at the top of your lungs then you sitting in the back.

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

World ain't been the same since Randy Travis lost his singing voice.

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

@mccabeemily1 100%, no better feeling really

[Mr. Whidden @JoshWhidden]

I don't care what anyone says, you put on cowboy boots and your whole attitude change