Josh York

Retail Broker

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

@elonmusk Who allows government officials to sell merch?

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

My hotel neighbors were playing Juice WRLD until 2am so I returned the favor with the National Anthem at the crack of dawn and the Billboard Top 40 while I enjoyed my continental breakfast.

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

Imagine Vladimir Putin auctioning your $150 million mega yacht because the U.S. invaded Canada lol

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I have signed in to https://t.co/XFZzcDkLUs approximately 14,000 times on every computer, phone, and tablet I’ve owned since 1994. And yet.

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

My fiancée doesn’t use our Planet Fitness membership but has a $25 spin class booked tomorrow that calls the night before to confirm attendance.

@DaveRamsey

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@comcast @comcast it’s easier to get customer service through Twitter than by phone. Our issue is waiting 10 minutes for an 8MB document to download and getting a “no internet” notification five times a week.

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

How does @comcast do $100+ billion in revenue but provide internet that works effectively 10% of the time?

You have a better chance at good WiFi by rubbing two rocks together.

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

If I ever become the guy driving a low-ride Nissan 350z with an altered exhaust, inverted tires, and racing gloves to avoid calluses while shifting gears, please knock me out.

[FOX 17 Blitz @FOX17Blitz]

Blitz Flashback:

2016 Division 2 Baseball State Final

Holland Christian 8, Linden 5

Brandon Riemersma 2 RBI including squeezing in the go-ahead run in the bottom of the 6th

Mike Mokma CG, 4 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 14 K

@coachjimcaserta gets his second title

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

@SaraCivian My takeaway - that’s an expensive surgery.

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@elonmusk @GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Move it to Holland, Michigan.

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

The plus side of the coronavirus is that it gives the @tigers more time to rebuild and less time on the field.

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

Waiting in the airport parking lot watching planes land:

11:25p - Maybe that’s @alexgerhardt3

11:28p - Maybe that’s @alexgerhardt3
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12:03a - Maybe that’s @alexgerhardt3
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1:22a - @alexgerhardt3 “My bad we got delayed a bit.”

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

@BernieSanders You and everyone else.

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2 out the 23 couples from the Bachelor are still married but can’t wait to watch Peter find love🙅‍♂️🤗

#BachelorNation

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

Merry Christmas to everyone except @packers fans. 🌲

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

@K_Kalks Glory days

[Josh York @JoshYork07]

*Discussing my Christmas list.

Mom: Would you wear Wrangler jeans?

Me: Mom are you serious?

Mom: No? What about Lee?

Me: Oh, you’re actually serious.

Mom: I googled “jeans for thick legs” and that’s what came up.

Me: Let’s go Wrangler.

#thickathanasnicka

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@BauerOutage @Reds @drivelinebases ‘s face

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Blake’s worse than @GreatClips #trollstock2019