Orch

Full time trimmer. Tatted up. Arsenal Football Club.

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

And that’s why you’re not a gaffa and was barely even a pro footballer

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "I'd be tempted to play John Stones at right-back."

Danny Mills believes Thomas Tuchel should consider using John Stones out of position following the hamstring injury to Reece James.

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Just as well we brought chalobah with us isn’t it mr tuchel 😂😂😂😂😂

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Reece James (26) has suffered a hamstring injury. He will be out for at least two games, reports @DaveHytner. ❌

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

115 charges and 130m spent on 1 player. Anyone that doesn’t think city have ruined football needs their head wobbling

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between the clubs, fee up to £130m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Better than rice 😭

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @imzftbi]

Game and potential elimination on the line, step up Moises Caicedo https://t.co/QDXtwofnFm

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Liverpool are off their skulls man

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: RB Leipzig turn down €100m proposal received from Liverpool for Yan Diomandé.

RB Leipzig want more than €100m as still try to keep him — understand €120m could be the way… for now, based on WC performances too.

Leipzig expect PSG and more clubs to join the race.

€90m plus €10m from Liverpool not enough, as @philipphinze24 reported.

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Ah mate this guy is actually worse than Ohara, he’s given Gordon a higher rating than rice😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

But people wanna say > Messi! HA

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo has been ineffective so far against DR Congo 🇨🇩:

❌ 0 dribbles attempted.
❌ 0 shots attempted.
❌ 0 duels contested.
😳 15 backward passes from 16 attempted.

Has the age finally caught up with him?

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Trevor chalobah??? TRENT?

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Exclusive : England World Cup preparations rocked by the news Tino Livramento is expected to be ruled out of the tournament through injury. Tuchel ready to replace him with Trevoh Chalobah among the options to come in. FA yet to confirm.

https://t.co/DKS4WSqTNZ

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Some of these nations have the same players playing for 15 years😂 need to allow it

[Nick Williams @nickwillo4efc]

No wonder Paul Merson, Tony Adams etc hit the ale hard.
Imagine sitting in a boozer with Lee Dixon for hours.
You'd need pre-drinks just to brace yourself for a "Hello lads"

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

UFC the White House was the best I’ve watched for a couple years can’t lie😮‍💨

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Caught up with the late night WC, ozzy goalkeeper has had a blinder!! what a feeling for my man🦘

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

@LibanLDN Acting like Utd ever had a chance 😂😂😂😂 funny yout

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

120m😂😂😂 GAMES GONE

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Is everyone just 100m players these days then?

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 BREAKING! 🤯

Newcastle’s asking price for Sandro Tonali this summer is around £100m. 🇮🇹

ℹ️ @LukeEdwardsTele

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

This is woeful😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez elections account: “Mourinho. Konaté. Dumfries. And the biggest offer in Real Madrid history”. 👀

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Ya fella wanks off men shut up

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😏 "If there's any team that can have a pop at Arsenal..."

Olivia Buzaglo hits back at @PiersMorgan for claiming #CFC are in no position to have a go at #AFC! 🤫

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇯🇵🇨🇻🇸🇳 @Sulleyk_]

Specs is hilarious man 😭😭

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

Cundy is thinking wtf am I doing on this show with this lemon, he’s got no idea what he’s talking about, mourhinio!😂😂😂😂😂

[Orch @Josh_Orchard]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 poet is cooked

[Alhan Gençay @alhan]

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