Josh Tyger

[Kebby @kebby971]

I speak for all men when I say this is perfect, not those devil claws we see all the time

[Kan, The Artwork Guy ✗🇳🇬 @FindingKan]

Being an adult in Nigeria is realizing that ₦100k is such a small money to own but it’s an incredibly big amount to owe someone.

If you owe pesin 100k, You fit no sleep well.

[Favour Y. @FavourYusuf1]

Bruno Fernandes is HIM.

THE HIMMEST HIM THAT HAS EVER HIMMED.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

You want me to buy fuel for almost a thousand naira per liter to charge my phone to come online and start defending the people making life difficult for me. It will not be well with you.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

The house you’re living in was built with the energy of from Bread and coke.

[𝖀𝖌𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖐𝖜𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖚𝖒 @williamsamobi]

I'll always support the "have sex as soon as possible with your love interest" gang. So that after una don get the sex out the way, you can check if y'all still like each other. All these unnecessary prolonging of things no make sense.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

Every nonchalant guy was once a lover boy.

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

“Bro I no guide abeg you fit do data for me?”

You go do 5k data for person wey no guide instead make you ask for him OPay 😭😭

At least he go do data 2k use 3k guide first

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Bacillus Calmette Guerin vaccine to provide protection against Tuberculosis, very important for every newborn during their most vulnerable period.

[Snr..🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

“You’ve lost your spark”

My guy, I’m just broke

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Let’s do a quick check here please.

If you are a Nigerian reading this tweet and you have never received any cash transfer from these evil lying parasites in government, please kindly retweet this.

I want us to show something. Thank you.

[Adams @Adams_Tech_AI]

@UTDTrey Bow bow bow bastards
The king is 1👑👑👑🇵🇹

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How about having an anti-venom for snake bites in your hospitals?

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Squats help you get up from a chair.

Deadlifts help you lift heavy objects off the ground.

Cardio helps you run circles around your grandchildren.

Exercise is not for looking good naked. It's for living independently and avoiding the nursing home.

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

"Better to be a wolf everyone hates, than a donkey everyone rides."
Integrity above everything.

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Anyone you lose over money was never a good person. Money is a brilliant character exposing tool.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Sarcasm, when used skillfully, is one of the easiest and best way of flirting.

[Ben⚘ @TheBenanya]

All that “you should support Fulham over United because you’re Nigerian” talk is hilarious.

Bro I love Bruno Fernandes more than the entire Super Eagles squad

[toshine🇨🇦 @toshine4u]

I k!lled my sense of entitlement a long time ago. Nobody owes me nothing. I expect the worse from anyone and Nobody is coming to save me but me.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Ademola Lookman to Atlético Madrid, here we go! The agreement is in place on every detail.

€35m fixed fee, €5m add-ons to Atalanta and long term deal agreed by Lookman after decision last night.

Atlético, planning now for travel and medical next for the Nigerian. 🇳🇬