Josh Conroy

Learning to dad and trying to fit everything else inbetween

[Canon Burrows CE Primary School @canon_burrows]

Today, one of our passionate ECO Committee members has posted a letter to our Green Party MP Hannah Spencer to ask for her help to reduce litter in our local community. #CBValues-responsibility 💚

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@jet2tweets Great. Look forward to your team letting me know the delayed plane I'm already sat on, with my 18 month old is late and won't be setting off for the next 3 hours. Really helpful that.

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@jet2tweets why would you put passengers onto the plane for LS980 Arrecife to Manchester knowing its delayed 3 hours plus?

Loaded onto this flight with two young children with absolutely no warning on the ground that it was delayed. 1/2

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@jet2tweets customer service team on flight outright lied and denied knowledge of delay then when challenged why we were loaded claimed its policy rather than "chase guests round the airport" when it's time to depart.

"We don't want to be here anymore than you"

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@HoyleJo Hahaha mate. I eat my words with my big mouth

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

All this for dubois to get KO'd inside 3

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

Interesting that Musk would use this platform to do his research so publicly.

Possibly seeking to fan flames using his platform without being seen to fan flames.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

This thread is incredible

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

New game: Try to get Google Gemini to make an image of a Caucasian male. I have not been successful so far.

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@LiamYates19891 @StokeyyG2 Hahaha 15 years ago maybe. #haggard

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@LiamYates19891 @dazjamescarter He's cruising for an absolute bathing at somepoint and I'm here for it🍿

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@georgewalker18 @Marl747 @monty8391 @MartinSLewis Delusional view point. 50k is not a lot in this day and age.

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

Mr Fucking Turkey 😅😅😅😅 go on Usyk

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@LiamYates19891 Off to shake my fist in anger at how unnecessary it is

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

Wonder how he pulls it off...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have a terrible secret I keep quiet about. I'm a single man in my forties and I don't watch porn. I have never told anyone because I doubt I'd be believed.

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@fesshole Why not just go all the way, have a shit, stamp it down then rinse your trotters?

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@LiamYates19891 @SkyNews What you on about, we got our two weeks

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@HoyleJo @FrankWarren Be great when Fury turns up to see an Octagon set up by the Saudis

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

Lovely dispatch of @OliverDowden by @MhairiBlack 💀💀💀 #PMQs

[Josh Conroy @Joshconr0y]

@LiamYates19891 @NoContextHumans Haunts me now this 😅😅😅