AJ°

hello! would you like to destroy some evil today?

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

I just started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here https://t.co/yhsJFk1ObY

[macy 💖 @gettles]

I stopped smoking weed so my dreams are back and it’s like
Bro you’re a real freak if you’re actually dreaming nightly i can’t believe anyone is actually putting up with this it’s absurd

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING; Nigeria 🇳🇬 recorded the world’s largest increase in the number of people living in multidimensional poverty, with an additional 17.9 million Nigerians falling into poverty between 2021 and 2024, according to the 2026 Global Multidimensional Poverty Index.

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

@SamoTwitt09 And he's so so good. Even when he plays with Netherlands.

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

@layzeelolita @DojaCat whutt😂

[Clash Report @clashreport]

WATCH: Britain’s ITN has released ~4 hours of previously sealed 1989 Tiananmen footage — filmed by the team that smuggled the tapes out of China.

The material, archived for ~35 years, includes a 2-hour crackdown compilation and 90 minutes of secretly filmed raw rushes from the days after, showing military trucks on Beijing streets, crowds, and the aftermath.

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

@sullyexcl Rebuild not even 10 games into a new season 😭😭

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

lmao crazy how in parallel this is with Amorim - Carrick.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Xabi Alonso was reportedly dismissed for his overly sophisticated tactical approach, yet José Mourinho is now being criticised for lacking tactical depth.

Tensions have begun rising when several players grew frustrated with Mourinho's reliance on individual brilliance rather than a structured system.

The dressing room appears increasingly divided, with conflicting expectations over what kind of manager Real Madrid actually need.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Xabi Alonso was reportedly dismissed for his overly sophisticated tactical approach, yet José Mourinho is now being criticised for lacking tactical depth.

Tensions have begun rising when several players grew frustrated with Mourinho's reliance on individual brilliance rather than a structured system.

The dressing room appears increasingly divided, with conflicting expectations over what kind of manager Real Madrid actually need.

[D @deeprivac]

“If carrick started the season” and it’s our worst start in 40 years

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

@TheUnitedLink That's literally on the manager.

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

15 mins and not one successful pass in the final third.!

[AJ° @Joshispurple]

@FB_granit Sarcasm?

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Manchester United fans will welcome back the historic Stretford End ‘ticker’ for Saturday’s home game against Tottenham Hotspur.

The flag first appeared hanging from the newly built upper tier of the Stretford End in 2000 with ‘24 YEARS’ — marking when rivals Manchester City had last won a trophy, their 1976 League Cup triumph — but was taken down after City won the FA Cup in 2011, by which time it had risen to ‘35 YEARS’.

📝 @AndyMitten

🔗 https://t.co/Vh97WdQhw4

[JezebelReborn🧙‍♀️ @JezebelReborn]

EXPOSED: “Olu of Warri, Tompolo and Osahon Idahosa collect ₦2.7tn annually from the Nigerian Federal Government through pipeline contracts.”

Asari Dokubo said Tompolo is involved in the contracts but receives far less than the figures being alleged, while he himself has no involvement in the pipeline contracts.

He also claimed Arthur Eze previously held the contract and that he saw an Orji Uzor Kalu ( former Gov of abia state) -owned vessel operating in their waters.

— Asari Dokubo blows hot

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Al Jazeera’s Gold Mafia investigation secretly records Zimbabwean businessman Simon Rudland and associates discussing alleged gold smuggling and money-laundering networks, while also examining links involving President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s family and First Lady Auxillia Mnangagwa.

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[#WeThePeople 🇰🇪🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸 @RutoMustGo_254]

this is the ONLY tweet needed!!!

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

When a South African realises that computers have Antiviruses

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

When Queen Elizabeth died, Celtic were the only team that did not change their logo to grey as a sign of mourning.

During the one-minute silence at their first home game, Celtic fans chanted “LIZZY’S IN A BOX.”

The next match was away. Knowing that Celtic fans would boo during the minute’s silence, the home club asked the entire stadium to applaud so that their voices would not be heard.

The Celtic fans were quick to respond. They held up a banner in the away end that read:

“IF YOU HATE THE ROYAL FAMILY CLAP YOUR HANDS”