Josh Sayers

[Josh Sayers @JoshtSayers]

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[Josh Sayers @JoshtSayers]

#requestsnake #requestsnake #requestsnake

[Josh Sayers @JoshtSayers]

#requestgarrix

[FrootieJuices @FJuices]

One of our juices is famous #berrydetox Shown on @OfficialTipTV live show!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Sorry, is anyone sitting here?" - Translation: Unless this is a person who looks remarkably like a bag, I suggest you move it

[Where Are They Now? @WATNCelebrity]

MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Will Ferrell confirms Zoolander 2 is happening & original cast to return!

RT if you're excited!

[Where Are They Now? @WATNCelebrity]

Bill & Ted 3?

It's happening - and Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves are on board!

Bodacious!

RT if you're excited!

[Josh Sayers @JoshtSayers]

"@ActuallyAmDolan: clik tha pictur http://t.co/ygLxHGOo8Q"

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Mouse sperm is larger than elephant sperm.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

My girlfriend was giving me a handjob last night, but I made her use her left hand... because women don't have rights

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

When my Dad caught me with my cock in the vacuum cleaner, he was devastated.

How could Henry the Hoover cheat on him like that?

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

what's the worst part about fucking a corpse?

there's no way you're going to get her to swallow

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

15 signs that alien life is out there... Check this out: http://t.co/Xpn3qWEubq

[UberObvious @UberObvi]

If you call a carrot, it won't answer.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Stephen Hawking was told that he had two years to live by doctors back in 1963. Today, he's alive and is 72-years-old.

[Josh Sayers @JoshtSayers]

@bloodredshoes when you guys coming home to Brighton? I need my blood red shoes fill :(

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Why the FBI is having trouble tackling cyber crime...