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[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@2boring4U @2Josher I strategize every sandwich. The last bite should be maximum flavor blend - all the ingredients with the perfect balance.

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

These two going at it and getting their necks entangled

[Libertarian Mama 🔔 @LibertarianMama]

This is the first person I’ve ever seen that I’m genuinely convinced is an alien wearing a human skin suit.

That or she deserves a Guinness World Record for the longest neck.

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Don’t want to give the Victorian doctors too much credit but I just went to the seaside and it lowkey did cure my ill humors

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@TwinkTheory @WerwulfFan Joe Burrow

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Mauricona @Maucarvalho]

Julho, 1983 – Madonna performa no rooftop da Danceteria, clube noturno que dá o nome em uma música do Confessions II. A Danceteria foi referência na cultura da noite underground de NY no início dos anos 80. Na letra, Madonna cita alguns personagens daquela cena noturna. Bora saber quem são essas pessoas.+

[Renee @PettyLupone]

This photo deserves a Pulitzer Prize.

Not only does it represent our current state of politics but it mirrors many photos of past which confirm the ugly truth about progress…

It must be fought for by every generation.

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@JoyceCarolOates The cultural distance between a Forester and a Cybertruck is also massive (I drive a forester)

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@SAMGREIS They cannot take Martha from us!

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@EdwinKlipp @aramnotagoat I tried to explain this to my husband and gave up once his eyes glazed over

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@scarylawyerguy Charles Pierce from Esquire, but I believe he said Tiger Beat. He has such a way with words.

[laurence 💀 @uncletwirl]

just found out about the whatever happened to baby jane? parody/network ad for mtv raw david lachapelle directed with "courtney love" and "madonna" and oh my god

[Covie @covie_93]

Who did this???? 😂😂😂

[Fomosexual @JoshuaBee79]

@danversguardian “Go to one party, Jimmy” absolutely kills me every time.