@gjspittle I feel as if I was made to watch whatever the monster was in “Bird Box” for 3 straight hours. Great first part of the season but a frustrating 3 last games. Also Robo needs to be on team USA
If you want a bowl game to mean something — the game, not the matchup — then you must do one of two things.
1. Play the game in Pasadena so the sun sets in the third quarter.
2. Ritually sacrifice an anthropomorphic breakfast pastry and let the winning team devour the corpse.