Joshua Cook

I'm not racist I hate everyone

[quikfingers @Used_Rubbers]

I eat pussy like that kid eats mashed potatoes in that movie 'A Christmas Story'

[Women Of Cannabis @WomenOfCannabis]

Some munchies before bedtime😴

[ToonTony @TonyGoriknak]

@DewRagDickSalsa

[Joshua Cook @JoshuaCloudKing]

@FatFett1 say it ain't so

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Dont forget!

March 5th, Holly Holm fights Miesha Tate to see who has the stinkiest dick.

[Joshua Cook @JoshuaCloudKing]

@FatFett1 hahahaha funny shat right there https://t.co/qAiygffkGO

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Tired of the race card.

Tired of being called "racist" just cuz I'm white.

I'm bringing these issues up at the next Klan meeting.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Everybody is afraid of North Korea and their "capabilities."

Their leader rocks a bowl cut.

They don't even have the capability to fade.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Trump haters are the same people that move into a new place and then throw a fit when all of the surrounding wi-fi is password protected.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Dudes rocking long beards, combovers, and handlebar moustaches.

You don't fool me.

You'd get beat up at a Jonas Brothers concert.

[Joshua Cook @JoshuaCloudKing]

Holy fuck nevermind this is @FatFett1 https://t.co/jGYz3B4j4w

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I've got an epileptic midget friend who makes pizzas for a living.

I call him "little seizures."

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Selfie sticks are for people that nobody wants to photograph.

[Joshua Cook @JoshuaCloudKing]

By far the funniest thing I've read all day what u think @FatFett1 https://t.co/2etpbd4qTg

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My buddy Charles is paralyzed from the neck down.

I call him "numb-chuck."

[Tom Mabe @TomMabe]

I just got a call from the Humane Society want to get donation… I gave them a dog. shut up, it wasn't my dog.. I love my dog

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Drake is the type of dude to meet a girl, find out she has a son, and then make him his background on his phone the first day they meet.