Joshua Luminosu

He/Him || Housewives & Love Island Connoisseur

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

They should’ve never called that lady‘s job or called her a liar lmao

[ESPN @espn]

The NHL is looking to start the expansion process in Texas, with Austin and Houston as potential targets, sources told @emilymkaplan and @PatMcAfeeShow on Tuesday. https://t.co/pOlkNREjkU

[mena @zcahverse]

antigamente o twitter era assim e tinha que combinar a capa, banner, icon e background E QUANDO ERRAVA O BANNER era um TERROR

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Really appreciate the city of Austin letting me know that I was imminent danger from the rain at 2am, 4am, 530am, and 6am!

[Nick Bannin @nickbannin]

Quite the watch party for the USMNT opening game of the World Cup from Auditorium Shores in Austin!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The #RHORI Reunion trailer is here!

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

TWENTY SEASONS #RHOC 🍊

[JESSICA @whosthatgirrlll]

If yall weren’t HERE! don’t question me about Love Island 😂 the cigarettes that were devoured omfg.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Someone might die at this reunion my god 😭

[Nick Gray @nickgraynews]

I am once again reminding you that Barton Springs Pool in Austin, Texas celebrates every full moon with huge crowds howling to the moon and swimming the night away

It is free after 9PM and the vibes are A+ here right now

[✨ @Fantasticb0yage]

The difference in QUALITY 😭😭😭 @loveislandusa fire whoever did the graphics for this season, they are directly responsible for the backlash 💀 fr how was this even approved? 😭😭😭#LoveIslandUSA

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

I'm actually kinda nervous for this cuz they're both scary AF to me lol... #RHORI

[@suttonsroller @suttonsroller]

That tag team read was genuinely devastating omg #SummerHouse

[osama @0ba0sama]

She ain’t even let the joke sit in the air I’M CRYIN

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Never once in my entire life have I remembered whether it's going to be Labor Day or Memorial Day . I'm convinced they switch places sometimes.

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Ali Breland @alibreland]

If Austin wants to be a tier 1, tech city it needs to get serious and stop using this water for frivolous recreation and start using it for data centers. If you don’t understand this, you’re going to get left behind