Unclethirsty🦍

[gam @mbafraaude]

Una estrella tiene que tener más ego.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card.

FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.

FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.

[☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @mussy03_]

African teams every time they take an early lead

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[r @rushdalchawal]

🕊️

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Started drinking more water for better health gimmick and all that happened is I pee every 40 minutes now👌

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

So we asked for a progressive pass

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

took a gap year to “figure things out” and turned into a jobless bum

[s @exfootballfan]

How do you even have a two minute compilation of nothing but your first touch from throw-ins?

We’ll never see anything like him again.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Rashford been showing “glimpses” for 10 years

[♟️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇦 @dreeezabz]

Red rose white ceiling

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Poor old Miroslav Klose is going to have dropped to about 15th on the all-time list by the time this tournament is finished.

[krishnan @krishg1990]

I can see the opposite reaction of this if United have signed him for the same value. #MUFC

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

I miss looking at something and knowing without any doubt that a human was responsible for it

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨🎙️| Lamine Yamal: “I’ll tell you about one situation. One day, when I was injured, Hansi told me about the game at Getafe. The fans applauded Pedri, and he said to me: ‘See? This should happen to you too.’ Then he added: ‘But of course, when you score, you celebrate in front of their fans…’

I told him honestly: ‘Do you really think that if I scored and only celebrated with my teammates, they still wouldn’t boo me? We’re not the same.’” #fcblive 👀😂

[Unclethirsty🦍 @JoshuaNikora]

#SayNoToWingfielders

[Rimedi @r1medi]

Ngl he was my first lesson on football education

No burst = no wing

[Joe @totnumjoe]

Suzuki

[𖠌 @nobmakis]

i’m a grown man and you want me to call you ftc