Josh Soape

he/him. I order milk at bars

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

4 urinals. 3 normal height, 1 short. I choose the normal height urinal in the middle so as to force my fellow pissers into a sort of check mate. Pervert or baby toilet. Pick your poison, cowboy.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

@toribertha69 What?

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

Josh Soape shot dead in Atlanta

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

@mattyice24601 Can’t believe I’m missing it

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

"There's a whole lot of thunder in Aiva Arquette's bat!"

As a storm rolls in, MLB's No. 34 prospect (@Marlins) unloads on a massive three-run homer for Double-A @BlueWahoosBBall.

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

If I say the other thing I want to say about the type of people that love this shit, I’d get in trouble

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

Ended a war, going “full communism”, doesn’t know who Hilary Clinton is, I think we need her now more than ever

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

No one can deny that Jorjarar Martin is a great writer

[Prawcin @Prawcin]

Milk does exist

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

I’m good😭

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting forOrder your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

Male Taylor Swift

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Drake is dropping three albums at midnight.

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

@toribertha69 Sam Levinson needs to ***

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Josh Soape @JoshuaSoape]

Guy who thinks Tarantino is too woke

[Tony Peperoni @TonyPeperoni6]

@TheCinesthetic Watching kill bill recently I couldn’t make it longer than half hour. The girl bossery is so ridiculous and unbearable

[Llorchs @LegoLlorchs]

Sé que "Michael" es una película pero debería tener un poco más de rigor histórico. Es imposible que con esa edad conociera a Robbie Williams.

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston