Piercenald

here’s some advice: some of the logs in Frogger are alligators... chomp chomp 🐊

[Piercenald @PierceMc10]

my mom looked up “gay boy clothing” to get me my Christmas gift… 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

His first misstep as mayor. I wanted him in a skimpy speedo!

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I've unleashed 112 shrews into your home. their home

[jasber @_furrydrainer]

How it feels to dm oomfs first

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''Bro you gotta play this Factory game, this one isn't like the others''

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

they're people too. #StopOtterShame

[Gus @Banjo761]

Laura Loomer broke into my house and laid a bunch of eggs

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[micheal @godsb0y]

being in the midst of a depression spiral during pride month

[H.Griffin @Big_gayknockerz]

Fierce is fierce hunni serving Unclockable old puss

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[willard of #paultwt @willardddddddd]

Guys I just realized JRPG is based of the Beatles

J - John Lennon
R - Ringo Starr
P - Paul McCartney
G - Guitarist

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

they should call him trump trump trump sahur lol

*pinching your arm fat* hey did you hear what i said

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

They are milking Abigail Shapiro for this btw

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I think Charlie kirk was reincarnated as a fruit fly and just drowned himself in my beer

[Rhys @ringolos1111]

It's called white guy with round glasses and they didn't disappear they became korean

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.

[Gee🆒 @Gee_7556]

When u feeling sad but then remember the sonic dont trust ur thoughts after 9pm image