Ava!

i don’t know anything and i will never need to and you can’t make me

[Ava! @itsavabro]

All these wine aficionados should really check out juice

[Ava! @itsavabro]

Scene opens on two rats in bed. One’s smoking ( a cigarette, not on fire ) and says “we can’t keep doing this” to the other. Zoom out, it’s actually like 40 rats all tangled together in a rat king. They all murmur in agreement

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I laid an egg once i don’t think id mention it. maybe under my breath at a party a few years later

[Errai @errai]

When your head is pounding it means there's a treasure nearby

[Ava! @itsavabro]

@bellaur4132 try to sweep it all up and put u back together 💔

[Ava! @itsavabro]

punishing myself for my behavior in an interview by listening to scary music

[Ava! @itsavabro]

2026 ambitions. Tag yourself.

[Ava! @itsavabro]

2025 ambitions. tag yourself.

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

Just got back from playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

never bite the hand that jobs you

[Ava! @itsavabro]

pitch perfect best movie ever made.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Babies love me but they have no money so there's no point in even manipulating them

[sean @534n534n]

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story

[Ava! @itsavabro]

didn’t get the memo I was supposed to go idiot-mode today. everyone else in this Kroger sure did…

[Ava! @itsavabro]

thanks mom

[Ava! @itsavabro]

who up torting their feasor?? #torts #garrettvdailey

[Ava! @itsavabro]

@MackennaClay10 I have energy …. And a captive audience

[Ava! @itsavabro]

oh you’re feeling dizzy? Yeah. I’m spinning you in my mind. 100MPH.

[Ava! @itsavabro]

girl in law school walked up, unprompted, to tell me she was in the coast guard and was taking law school more seriously than I am. okay bethany.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When I go grocery shopping, I Lock in so hard and fast that I actually become Gary Groceries, the king of getting groceries