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he/him. Retweet/Follows ≠ Endorsement

[sam @uglyblender]

these are the books you read when you’re oscillating between seriously considering killing yourself or becoming patrick bateman

[Prison Policy Initiative @PrisonPolicy]

Harm is real – mass support for mass incarceration is not.

[KATU News @KATUNews]

Violent crime has been on the decline in Portland since 2020.

https://t.co/uzHl7cOY5I

[Johnn Thelefty @Johnnthelefty]

There are a ton of other press & spectators in the park. Police were arresting people for trespassing in the park based on appearance and/or perceived beliefs. That's not how laws work. You can't close a park & allow certain people but not others

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’m sorry if I’m not interested in current Rap Beef or random Male Gossip… I’m a HUSTLER. I’m only focused on the Bag 💰.

[Imran Khan @imranzomg]

I’m sorry? He did what we actually want cops to do: quit on their first day.

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

i fuck w/ your mind dude. lets link and create

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

if an artist makes stuff like this they should have to work a construction job for maybe 10 years

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

What bugs me most about this type of guy is that they’re trying to make it happen too hard. You haven’t really earned this lifestyle until it’s the only one available to you

[im keef girgo 🌹 @flex_luther13]

good alternative to this is to have 10 beers and talk to your friends about other times you had 10 beers

[Dan Walden @dwaldenwrites]

avowed atheists promoting "cultural christianity" is just the most contemptible fascist shit. you despise christian believers, you think they're intellectual children, but you think the accessories are nice because they aren't from brown people? completely doomed society

[matt @MattsBestTweets]

Ran into the cute girl from work again who lives in my building. Last time she saw me smoking darts and this time we were both in line at the grocery store and she could see my basket was just hot dogs and energy drinks. She probably thinks I'm the dumbest guy on earth.

[Ryan in Buffalo @PedestrianTakes]

“Highways are racist” is one of those things that’s undeniably true but you do sound kinda insane if someone’s hearing it for the first time

[Liz Richardson @mizliz_]

It always briefly confuses me when people say Stardew Valley is a "calm, cozy" game but then I remember not everyone plays it like a minmax psychopath.

My guide is OPEN my key pages are TABBED my seasonal to-do list is POPPING. I am LOCKED TF IN!!!

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

going to be a hater for a second and say im starting to get worried about the perpetual adolescence we are all living through 😭 i like silly stuff, i love whimsy and fun but something about this specifically is giving me pause

[DivestSPD @DivestSPD]

That’s the $390,000 question