JP

Joshua | 31 | UK

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Never struggled to get tickets for a concert before, first time ever using @dicefm to get @fredagainagain1 tickets and couldn’t have gone worse, sold out in minutes, majority to viagogo for triple the price it seems 👍🏻

[Tom Green @thisistomgreen]

me refreshing the page to get fred again tickets @fredagainagain1

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

@PostMalone was such a vibe

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

I just need like a £10k win on the lotto right now

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

@ConnorEvansxx @xgracealice Naaaaaaah mate, jigsaw

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Mate if tiers and lockdown are still a thing by summer I’m throwing myself down the stairs

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

I’m sorry but I will take a 6-8 week full strict lockdown if it means we can have our lives back by March.

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

@ConnorEvansxx @aliciawrd That’s my sister

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

I can’t stress enough how sick I am of this virus and how backwards our government is about it 🙄😴

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Get me abroad ASAP, this weathers giving me the vibes

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Had 11 weeks furlough, still want to book time off again 😂

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

That Sunday night dread before you go back to work is the worst 🙃

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Tonight is 100% hotter than last night, I’m suffocating 🥵

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Bless up

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Imagine being that person sitting in a que for hours just to get a McDonald’s or KFC 🙄😂

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Saving money is not a skill I’ve mastered in my 25 years

[JP @JoshuaTPutnam]

Why do people insist on bringing their whole family to the shop, especially when you’re only allowed 5 people in at a time 🙄

[Joseph Wynne @oneofthewynnes]

As a rule of thumb, if you were confused by what Boris just said - stay at home. If you were able-minded enough to get what he said, then go out and adhere to the rules he outlined.