Joshua Tarkan

taking life one business day at a time

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I'm gonna be here awhile

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@MiamiHerald What in the Better Call Saul is this?? @petergould @PatrickFabian @quiethandfilms @rheaseehorn @BryanCranston @Daltontony @MandoMichael

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Mr. Clean really is the perfect person for that job

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Using @jetblue perks to book a nonstop flight with catering truck

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To all those who celebrate, wishing you a happy

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LeBron James is the LeBron James of decisions

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Agree: if they can’t stop the demolition then at least demolish them slowly

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Portsmouth seeks to stop, or slow down, demolition of historic homes https://t.co/giM4g9uGSM

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Calling it now: Algae will be TIME Person Of The Year

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This plane allows one personal item so I’m bringing my diary

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Travelers, take note. A second Chick-fil-A has opened in Boston’s Logan Airport https://t.co/7rVi5mcMZk

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I’m gonna be a few minutes late…I’m telling CVS how they did

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Can’t the end of the world at least wait till after White Lotus season 4 drops

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@NYTGames

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Not one of them knows the correct length of a necktie

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It is pretty clear @benstiller is not watching the State Of The Union

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No way

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@EpicClipVault I think we have already seen bigger things light up the sky in Japan

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Bad Bunny held the football longer than the Patriots

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Target is like would you like a protection plan but it’s a box of cereal

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@RespectfulMemes On both shoulders??

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Most important lesson from And So It Goes is Billy Joel is a cat person