Josh Wixen

Fueled by rage

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So sick of people today

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My grandad very calmly just explained to me how, in order to enjoy dancing on ice, you must have a vagina. Sometimes old people are great :)

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After 1 day of looking after Anna's hamster my mum and brother have started looking into getting one :/

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My mum just walked into my room wearing a Keith Lemon mask, called me a lil fucker and started to hoover. I hate being ill

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I JUST SAW MY ROAD ON BBC NEWS

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@RochellleDarcy no but he likes you so tell him to get over it :)

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@RochellleDarcy a realistic option would be to get him to talk to everyone lots :) make him if necessary

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@RochellleDarcy that's like the easiest thing ever, they just need to hear the andy call abs they'll love him

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@joseph_bartlett il walk if I have too :)

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@joseph_bartlett not sure how I'm gonna get to my nans tomorrow of the weather stays this way aha

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@joseph_bartlett just go to dads for now, don't know when I can go back though aha

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@joseph_bartlett yup - Barden Rd is pretty much underwater

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Nothin like a Christmas Eve evacuation to get you in the Christmas spirit

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Why I'm I finding something that should be so simple so difficult to word

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Gotta swallow my pride for someone very special to me

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Possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life

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Trying to throw condoms at my brother ninja star style, but hit my mum in the head....

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How is it I've only just discovered how much of a bitch Katie Hopkins is?

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Good to see my nans neighbours welcoming trick or treaters into their homes...or should I call the police