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[NWord Scissorhands𓂆 @Otaku_Fish]

New Yorker correctly anticipates that his grandchildren will not he able to read

[J R @Joshua_Rocha]

@DailyLoud Groundbreaking news for the unemployed

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

Keep going even when the results aren't visible yet

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Having households subsidize data centers should be a complete non-starter in every state and locality in America.

[gigi @ghoneybunny]

drake’s music sounds so good when you don’t have some loser ass hater in your ear telling you it sucks

[J R @Joshua_Rocha]

@CMart8123 @MLB @Royals @Chiefs Fucking weirdo

[J R @Joshua_Rocha]

@Garopeto @peachflavor3d @SuperSisi It's from Link's awakening. Dont' know why that guy is being so weird about it

[J R @Joshua_Rocha]

@usr_bin_roygbiv @atlanticesque I get a laugh at how obvious it is whenever they go on the roof and you can see the hills in the background. I swear I’ve seen palm trees in some of those shots

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

do not fucking call a sandwich a “sando” in front of me i will kill you

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I literally cannot name one good reason for this “state” to exist

It’s like the worst parts of Arkansas and Illinois had a child together

[Roko 🐉 @RokoMijic]

We are being ruled by a bunch of extremely mediocre, mostly female marxists.

When you kick them out of their politically connected sinecures, they are valued by the free market at about $19/hr

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Nobody likes these AI guys left or right. Feels like this is a issue with 99% American consensus that they should be stuffed back in a locker

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

A perfect Friday in the Netherlands:

8:00 - Wake up

8:30 - Check portfolio. Down 10%. Pay 36% tax on unrealized gains

9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend’s apartment

10:00 - Receive fine for cycling 2 km/h over the bike speed limit

10:30 - Start work

12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch

14:00 - Write an angry LinkedIn post about Americans having no work-life balance

14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar

15:30 - Finish work

17:00 - Apply for a permit to own a second bicycle

21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner

21:30 - Read article about Europe having the highest quality of life

22:00 - Sleep on a couch because your wife’s boyfriend is staying over

[Chadimir Poutine 👨 🐻 🐷 @ChadimirPoutine]

It's surreal watching the entire planet wake up and realize that Canadians are actually gigantic, sanctimonious pieces of shit.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

They’re all so offended because they invested billions into and never stopped to think it might fucking suck

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

if you use generative ai, especially for art, i am

• better than you
• judging the fuck out of you
• pointing and laughing at you
• gonna kick your ass

and you are
• uncreative
• unoriginal
• untalented
• a thief
• a climate fiend
• not to be taken seriously

[snubnose frankenstein @snubdogg]

real niggas called it “the computer”