Brooks Koepka

There are no pacts between lions and men

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@nwacarter Hi Nick! I feel like this was mostly directed at me. I agree we did not deserve that one. Gonna chalk it up to Arriwhead juju and pray we get the playoff bye and home field advantage in the yoffs

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@agnesenayse Would

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

Josh 1-0 in races to the tree versus Cody. Put it on my tombstone. No cheating involved don’t worry about it!
#GodsofWar
#”YoureSmooth”

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@GaryJamieson22 Gary why didn’t you come to Chicago

[Evan Abrams @EvanHAbrams]

Since 2019, the Chiefs are now 5-1 when trailing by 10+ points at any point in the playoffs.

The rest of the NFL is 6-48 in those games in that span.

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

Dilford the Big Red Hog

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@andydudeface This trade actually doesn’t count because I’m on a plane and I don’t wifi so pls correct pls

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@_nickyhennessy The Nicky I know would never take a long 2

[Melissa @CubsGirlTalk]

The Cubs Walkoff Last Night: Moneyball Version

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@Joobertt I will be accepting live bets for the O/U of 4.5

[John F. Kennedy Jr @RealJohnJohnKJR]

Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig should have won Oscars for this

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Random Michael Beasley stat lines of the day

32 Points
24 Rebounds
4 Blocks
4 Assists
2 Steals
12/20 Shooting vs Sacramento State

44 Points
13 Rebounds
2 Blocks
1 Assist
1 Steal
14/25 Shooting vs Baylor

39 Points
11 Rebounds
3 Blocks
1 Steal
11/23 Shooting vs Kansas

40 Points
17 Rebounds
2 Steals
12/22 Shooting vs Missouri

30 Points
15 Rebounds
2 Assists
1 Steal
10/21 Shooting vs Texas

40 Points
15 Rebounds
3 Blocks
1 Assist
1 Steal
14/22 Shooting vs Winston-Salem

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

Me looking at a big sandwich:
“There’s no way anyone can eat that whole thing”
Me after cutting it in half:
“I could eat a thousand of these”

[Christopher Tenpenny @Tenpenny88]

When baseball was king in KC.

[Gabo @bag0leir0]

Loving my new rum and coke bottle, lasts my whole shift as a elementary school police officer

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@nwacarter Chiefs??

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

Highest QB win percentage including playoffs since 2019 (minimum 10 starts):

1. Patrick Mahomes (.790)
2. Aaron Rodgers (.733)
3. Patrick Mahomes in games his team trailed by 10+ points (.706)
4. Tom Brady (.698)

#ChiefsKingdom @Chiefs @NFL

[🌽 Corntee 🌽 @comade9]

qualities women want

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@h_RiLe Dude that’s so true

[Brooks Koepka @JoshuajCutter]

@Joobertt Long shot