Josh 👁

I share 1/2 the responsibility of the chaotic wasteland that is @thosewhodream

[Josh 👁 @JoshyTWD]

ATE TOO FAST
NOW THE PIZZA'S GONE
HOPE I DONT THROW UP

BABYLON

[Josh 👁 @JoshyTWD]

😎

[THOSE WHO DREAM @ThoseWhoDream]

do u think if we made the exact same music we made now but under the name “The Slob Goblins” or perhaps “Slobbys”, that Triple J would play us on the radio?

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just spent 5 minutes congratulating every ingredient of the meal I just cooked & ate

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@cutealtnerd It ain’t great 😳

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Hot take but cheese in australia fucking SUCKS

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@alteredego88 I won’t be SILENCED

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Mannnnn supermarkets here sell the same version of the overly salty bleh cheddar cheese, then all other cheeses have to be sourced from select businesses who actually care but usually come with a hefty price tag 🥲

I just… want… some provolone

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Taken 60 seconds apart

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@parxandsirens Stuck in Uber 💀

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How do people tolerate mainstream radio 😩
THE ADS
THE HOSTS
THE SAME FUCKING SONGS ON LOOP

[Josh 👁 @JoshyTWD]

Please exercise caution when washing a bowl

You must remember a bowl is just a big spoon without a handle

You WILL get splashed

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Yea no shit @YouTube you bury long form content so you can push sped up videos that encourages depressingly short attention spans 🙃

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oh to be you

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I am using my powers wisely

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Back in my tree don’t talk to me

[Josh 👁 @JoshyTWD]

Pizza really just said “what if the plate was bread and covered in cheese”

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Specifically iced drinks in paper cups 😩

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I’m all for the environment and the turtles but PAPER CUPS WITH PAPER STRAWS JUST AIN’T IT MAN

THERES GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY

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Why do thrift stores always seem to be playing Bon Jovi

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Tru

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Just overhead some guys walk past saying “… I have no idea what the new sun is going to look like but…”

????????????