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[Ryan Maue @RyanWeather]

Under no circumstances should you use Apple's Weather App for anything important.

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Walking in public with someone that has an abnormally large BBL is like trying to eat chips at a funeral.

[Teminator @duchesskk]

this weightlifting thing, so you’ll just be increasing the weight and going higher and higher till you carry car or what

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

…there’s literally a group of Black men that walked from Yorkdale to Niagara Falls to raise money for charity…why arent they in the news?

[$. @staciajoliee]

As bad as i want a new car… no car note is the real flex

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

I’m rewatching Home Alone 2….. when the police called his parents and told them Kevin was in New York… and used the pop’s credit card to check into THE PLAZA Hotel…. That nigga didn’t even flinch about the money. Then just bought 14 tickets to fly from Florida to New York at that moment!!!!

THEM MFN MCCALLISTERS WERE LOADED

[mamì @KINGKEIA_]

My personal opinion, if you have a Labubu you’re easily influenced

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

You really do realize things unexpectedly.

[tylr @tylrterry]

Stop venting they gon use it against you later

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

Sitting here then boom ! My mind 💭 “ when’s the last time you’ve heard someone say , Yo What’s The Map Today” 😭 no because FR !?

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

@mandajara @megtheeclownn 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

Love seeing how you really feel 🙂‍↔️✌🏾

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

Welp. Wanna Be Weird ? Lets Be Weird 🤣

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

We listen , we don’t judge 🧘🏾

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

Answer Me This 🤣.. If Yall Talk Here n there Since high school , then why is there ZERO prior msgs ? 🫨 interesting right ? 🤣

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

Those people made me nervous else I woulda 🥺 , like pls just gtfo my face LOL 🤣 do you hear yourself ?🤮🥴

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

I can let it go..eventually. But you a straight weirdo for it. No matter which way you try to look at it.

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

You know that I know. So can we stop acting like I don’t ? Lol shii irritates tf outta me

[Jourdan.rs @JourdanRs]

Playing Stupid Might Just B One Of My Best Talents 🙂🤡