JoyLuv

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With great pussy, comes great responsibility…

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Life update: I’m not dead.

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I hope you all learned some very important lessons today:

I. Dressing like one of the Real Housewives of Colonial Williamsburg will not make you less of a liar

II. Think long & very hard about everything your name rhymes with before you do anything repulsive

#AmberTurdForever

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@dmcisles @jentast1c SUCCESSION

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@hanna_28 1. I pinky promise
2. I ask the same
3. You are beautiful and it will grow back

Here is a forehead kiss and a bottle of biotin capsules x

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@djklutch Rarely anymore. But I actually love them.

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Listen, sARaH,
I dont have time to test weed all day, ok?
I’ll get paranoid and start worrying that my hair isnt growing as fast as it did in my 20s & start overthinking that they should have casted a Puerto Rican Hermione instead,
& gain 20lbs from rice crispy treats.
I’m good

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yOu jUsT hAvEn’T fOuNd tHe RiGhT sTrAin

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The eighth holy sacrament is the eating of the cookies .†.

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@TheKeyNotesNYC Ugh thank you.
She just isn’t herself when she’s hungry

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#amirite

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@djklutch They also have no business being called “breadsticks” when they’re actually Italian hot dog buns

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@AvonJunkies I love him

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@ChrisDenman 💀

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@emiliosparks Wear them well. I went to put mine on last week & the soles have literally separated from the sneaker & a wave of dread had washed upon me.
Send hope

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#nofilter

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Séance, but make it fun

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@emiliosparks I am pizza

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It just isn’t healthy to have a
“side of the bed”
when someone else isn’t on the other side.

Unless someone is pizza…